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battlestar galactica fleet
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Hey MCS
Can I ask you a favor?
updated to add: over 70 comments and not a single person does what I asked of you?
I guess you all hate me, /sob.
Odd Menu
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere , parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes thru the swingin’ doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar :
COLD BEER : $2.00
HAMBURGER : $2.25
CHEESEBURGER : $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB : $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole’ biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender
serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers..
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
‘Yes?’ she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, ‘may I help you?’
The ole biker leans over the bar, ‘I was wondering young lady, he whispers, ‘are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?â€
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs ‘Why yes, Yes, I sure amâ€.
The ole’ biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, ‘Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger.â€
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