Justice Sonia Sotomayor
If we’re going to have an affirmative action Supreme Court nominee, can’t we at least have one that\’s hot?
The Best Of Intentions, The Worst Of Retentions
Customer: ‘Hello?
Me: ‘Hello ma’am, this is **** Bookstore. I’m calling to let you know the book you ordered has come in.
Customer: ‘What? You’re who?
Me: ‘This is **** Bookstore. You ordered a book from us and it’s here.
Customer: ‘I ordered a book?
Me: ‘Yes.’
Customer: ‘I don’t remember ordering anything.’
Me: ‘The order sticker says you ordered it last week. The title is Improving Your Memory.’
Room 1221
A man is in a hotel lobby. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, ‘Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.
She replies, ‘if your cock is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.
Hungry Weiner Dog
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor
doggy kisses
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor
The Joker
Tags:Comic Books, Movies, Wallpaper
Star Trek Battle
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Star Trek, Wallpaper
