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  • olivia wilde is sultry

    olivia wilde is sultry

    Jelly Fish

    Jelly Fish

    met art logo

    met art logo

    grenade toss

    grenade toss

    Dust Lust

    Dust Lust

    Friday Points of Interest

    1.  I am now off work

    2.  I haven’t had alcohol in nearly a week

    3. I have 2 cases of beer here in front of me

    4. It is STORMY AS FUCK in my local area

    5. I’m on Twitter.

    6. I’m online, please send me a message.

    7.  I’m still trying to figure out a much better chatting system.  My plan is to sacrifice as many braincells and livers to the alcohol gods as necessary.

    8. have you noticed that all my posts have had tags for the last week or so?  yeah, I’ve got a system now.  A system to tag shit.

    9.  I’ve finished 3 beers in the time it took me to write this.

    10. I have nearly 200 people on my AIM buddy list, yet I haven’t gotten a single IM since I signed on 30 minutes ago.

    Colored Balls

    Colored Balls

    beam and cola

    beam and cola

    The Green Goblin

    The Green Goblin

    prison for the next 20 years

    A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

    She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner and facing the wall crying.

    She asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you? He replied: ‘Remember when your father caught us together, when you were 16?

    ‘Remember, he said, ‘I had a choice: I could either marry you, or be sent away to prison for the next 20 years.

    Baffled, she said, ‘Yes.”

    The husband bawled, ‘I would have gotten out of prison today.


  • Wow – lose weight now

    Nuclear Steam Stacks

    Nuclear Steam Stacks

    King cobra

    King cobra

    Macho Mustache

    Macho Mustache

    Stench of Evil

    Silent Night

    Silent Night

    Four types of women having sex

    Four types of women having sex:

    1. Asthmatic – ah ah..ahh

    2. Obedient – yes, oh yes ah yes,

    3. Greedy – more..more..pls

    4. Religious – oh god..oh..oh my god oh my God!!!

    poorly disguised troll is poorly disguised

    giant dong

    giant dong

    I can’t brain today – I have the dumb