F-22 In Flight

Big Boy – Fuck You

Concorde Building

big bird widescreen

Alien – Chest Burst Scene

warhammer 40k – forest patrol

Sexy Asian Cosplayers

Re – Enclosed letter from ACA Debt Collector

parenting – next time he will get you a beer faster

Super Sausage Eater

Jesus and Satan have an argument

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.

They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.

Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, ‘I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out.

‘Very well, then. said God, ‘Let us see it Jesus fared any better.

Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers.

Satan was astonished and stuttered, ‘But how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?

God chuckled and replied, ‘Jesus saves.”

Dr Doom – The Emperor Returns

Monkey sits on camera

eva green

julia stiles wallpaper

Mac Vs Windows – Choose Your poison

Cookies!

Cookies! And also boobs. At the request of Tiki God.

Happy Sulu

Colorful Seaside Town

Bee Costume

alia and michael

Trailer Park Boys

Snow Owl

don’t argue with me, I’ve been on the internet

Star Wars – Leia gets a hutt kiss

Hail to the king baby

Emily VanCamp – White Dress

olivia wilde is sultry

Jelly Fish

met art logo

samuel Jackson is nick fury

icarta – stereo dock for ipod and bath tissue holder

grenade toss

Dust Lust

purify furry

Friday Points of Interest

1.  I am now off work

2.  I haven’t had alcohol in nearly a week

3. I have 2 cases of beer here in front of me

4. It is STORMY AS FUCK in my local area

5. I’m on Twitter.

6. I’m online, please send me a message.

7.  I’m still trying to figure out a much better chatting system.  My plan is to sacrifice as many braincells and livers to the alcohol gods as necessary.

8. have you noticed that all my posts have had tags for the last week or so?  yeah, I’ve got a system now.  A system to tag shit.

9.  I’ve finished 3 beers in the time it took me to write this.

10. I have nearly 200 people on my AIM buddy list, yet I haven’t gotten a single IM since I signed on 30 minutes ago.

Colored Balls

beam and cola

Iron Man Glows

Algae gator

The Green Goblin

prison for the next 20 years

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner and facing the wall crying.

She asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you? He replied: ‘Remember when your father caught us together, when you were 16?

‘Remember, he said, ‘I had a choice: I could either marry you, or be sent away to prison for the next 20 years.

Baffled, she said, ‘Yes.”

The husband bawled, ‘I would have gotten out of prison today.

Wow – lose weight now

Spider-man #7 – Ghost Rider vs Spider-Man

Human hair next to your average transistor array from the 1980s

Nuclear Steam Stacks

King cobra

Macho Mustache

Superman Logo On Blue

Stench of Evil