A Scot Drinks In London
Wishing to give his Scotch steward a treat a man invited him to London,
and on the night after his arrival took him to a hotel to dine. During
the early part of the dinner the steward was noticed to help himself
very liberally to the champagne, glass after glass of the wine
disappearing. Still he seemed very downhearted and morose. Presently he
was heard to remark, ‘Well, I hope they’ll not be very long wi’ the
whisky, as I dinna get on verra weel wi’ these mineral waters.
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Carlton – Thug Life
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‘Do you think I shall live until I’m ninety, doctor?’
‘Do you think I shall live until I’m ninety, doctor?
‘How old are you now?
‘Forty.
‘Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?
‘No. I don’t drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking; in fact, I haven’t
any vices.
‘Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another fifty years for?
