For Love Or Money
‘Yes, said the old man to his visitor, ‘I am proud of my girls and
would like to see them comfortably married, and as I have made a little
money they will not go penniless to their husbands. There is Mary,
twenty-five years old, and a really good girl. I shall give her $1000
when she marries. Then comes Bet, who won’t see thirty-five again. I
shall give her $3000, and the man who takes Eliza, who is forty, will
have $5000 with her. The young man reflected a moment and then asked,
‘You haven’t one about fifty, have you?
dr who – penis goes where
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Elegant Confessions
An elderly couple are having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. During desert, the old man leans over and says to his wife, ‘Dear, there’s something I have to ask you. It’s always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like the rest of our children. I must know: Did he have a different father?
The wife drops her head, unable to look at her husband. ‘Yes, she admits. ‘He does.
Tears well up in the old man’s eyes. ‘Please, he says, ‘Can you tell me who it was?
The woman pauses while mustering her courage. Then she says, ‘You.”
Avril Lavigne PUNCHES you out
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Valley City
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Marvels Movie Characters
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Hot Fuzz Wallpaper
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diplomacy – everyone listens to a man with an axe – but you might have to swing it around a bit first
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Knowledgable Proposals
“He proposed to me last night, mother. What shall I do?”
“But, my dear daughter, you’ve only known him three weeks.”
“I know that, mother, but on the other hand if I delay in accepting him
he might find out some things about me he won’t like, too.”
Hi, I’m snorlax, I’m blocking the path
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Guitar hero – now on mac
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