FOB Decanters
_The Client:_ ‘I bought and paid for two dozen glass decanters that were
advertised at $16 a dozen, f. o. b., and when they were delivered they
were empty.
_The Lawyer:_ ‘Well, what do you expect?
_The Client:_ ‘Full of booze. Isn’t that what f. o. b. means?
Hot Drummer Chick
Just because drummer chicks are F!@#$%G hot!
Catherine from the Celtic Rock band Coyote Run – www.coyoterun.com
“Imagine Jethro Tull on Broadway and you start to get the picture.”
– Sam McDonald, Daily Press, Virginia
Lego Yamato
The original Yamato, that is –although Ive got a serious weakness for the Starblazers one. Figures Tiki beat me to it:
Lucky by Brom
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Sexy
Jewish Wisdom
During a conversation between an Irishman and a Jew, the Irishman asked
how it was that the Jews were so wise.
‘Because, said the Jew, ‘we eat a certain kind of fish; and he offered
to sell one for ten dollars.
After paying his money, the Irishman received a small dried fish. He bit
into it, then exclaimed: ‘Why, this is only a smoked herring.
‘See? said the Jew. ‘You are getting wise already.
Baby elephant
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor, WTF
Kevin James in Paul Blart – Mall Cop
Tags:Humor, Kevin James, Movies, Paul Blart
Kingdom Hearts Cast
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