Miracle Piano Player
During an exciting game of football a player had two fingers of his
right hand badly smashed, and on his way home from the ground he dropped
into the doctor’s to have them attended to.
‘Doctor, he asked, anxiously. ‘When this hand of mine heals, will I be
able to play the piano?
‘Certainly you will, the doctor assured him.
‘Then you’re a wonder, doctor. I never could before.
I have altered things, you didn’t notice
the site is squished. sorta.
the drop down comments are NIGH unbreakable, so when some tard make a 2,000 character long word, it will no longer break the page layout.
I am contemplating changing up the advertising. Maybe.
Darth Vader, and Storm Troopers with lightsabers?
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Movies, Star Wars
Spicks and Specks (The Board Game)
I saw these two items at my work in Australia, being American my mind went to the obviously derogatory references, though none of my Aussie Co-workers understood when I pointed them out.
Simo Häyhä
Killed more than 500 Russians with a sniper (He preferred to use iron sights rather than telescopic sights), 200 more with a submachine gun, they called him The White Death. Got shot in the face, killed the guy that did it, and lived a 60 more years. Died April 1 2002.
star trek darkly
Tags:Art, Comic Books, Star Trek, Wallpaper
(from the panels):
“There is the world we know, where good men struggle against the selfish and the cruel.”
“But there is a reality beyond the world we know, a reality where the selfish and the cruel are embraced, and the qualities of kindness and mercy are not seen as ideals to be lauded, but instead weaknesses to be snuffed out.”
“A reality that at first glance seems identical, but is in fact revealed to be a twisted, dark reflection of our own. and therein lies the irony. For how can a world that seems so familiar…”
“..be so different”
Unwritten
Tags:Books, Fantasy - Science Fiction
New title from Vertigo Comics
Bacon Chips
Mike Sell\’s Mesquite Smoked Bacon potato chips. They don\’t really taste a lot like bacon, but they\’re pretty good.
Disassembly of a Delorean
From the great dismantling. Now i\’m in the great rebuilding but that\’s taking considerably more time and money than taking it apart did.
jeffrey dahmer tastes like chicken
Tags:Advertisements, Dark Humor, Food
From a burger bar in Aucklnad, New Zealand
Ferrets
My weezilz. Figured i\’d share since they seem to be popular. And yes i\’m still bored at work. Starting at 12 o\’clock and going clockwise. Chewy, Jenn, Kiki, Roscoe. I also have two I don\’t have pics of. Cosmo and Mike.
My living room
Yes I know I need a desk. Yes I use SL. Yes i\’m a furry. No i\’m not gay. Yes I play bass. Yes I collect old SGI hardware. Yes i\’m bored at work. I think this should cover most comments so suck my dick! 😛
Metal Gear REX
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Rex was constructed and stored at Shadow Moses. It is equipped with a Radar dish and Railgun for arms. You Pilot REX in MGS4
Cthulhu variation
A unique take on everyone\’s favorite apocalyptic devourer by the Human Mollusk:
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Tardy Boss
‘Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning? demanded
the boss angrily.
‘It’s like this, boss, explained the tardy one; ‘you kept telling me
not to watch the clock during office hours, and I got so I didn’t watch
it at home either.
Umbrella Corp. Wallpapers.
I\’m not telling you to sell your soul to a evil corporation. Selling Biological weaponry to the highest bidders…. But here are the wallpapers I would use if I was going too.
The New Justice League
Green Arrow, Batwoman, Mikaal Tomas (the new starman?), Congorilla, Supergirl, the Atom, Green Lantern, (not pictured) Freddy Freeman (Captain Marvel? Shazaam? Not sure what he\’s calling himself these days.)
Bacon Lube. You Know, for Porking
The pork-loving makers of Bacon Salt, Baconnaise and Bacon Lip Balm, have a new product planned for store shelves near you: Baconlube. Yep. A bacon flavored “personal lubricant.” For the lady who can\’t get enough salty meatiness. [source]
Annika Irmler – world’s longest female tongue – 2.7 inches
That’s how you measure length. Found on oddee.com
ZOMG-NUB
Crappy pic, I know. I have to get a new plate in September (handicapped) and trying to think of something to put on a vanity plate. I’d like to find something that normally wouldn’t be allowed, if they (DMV) knew what it meant, if you get my meaning.
Farrah Fawcett
Keith Edmier and Farrah Fawcett 2000 (2000 – 2002), a collaboration with Fawcett in which he and the erstwhile art student and Charlie’s Angel made full-size classical nude portrait sculptures of each other
Ultra Bust Impact
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