Lego MJ

Since Micheal Jackson was 90% plastic anyway.. They are going to melt him down and turn him into Lego\’s, So Children can play with him for a change.

Spider-Ganesh

Light Headed Laird

A pompous Scottish laird met a farmer one morning, and observed:

‘Well, Sandy, you’re getting very bent. Why don’t you stand up straight,
like me?

‘Eh, mon, replied Sandy, ‘d’ye see yon field of corn?

‘I do, said the laird.

‘Ah, weel, said Sandy, ‘ye’ll notice that the full heids hang down, an’
that the empty yins stand up.

Protip or Douchebaggery?

www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/05/17/taboo-the-game-of-unspeakable-douchebaggery/

Carina Nebula Panorama from Hubble

APOD

SILLY SLOTH

The Birth of the Instruction Manual

www.gocomics.com/features/11/feature_items/428936

You Mean A Woman Can Open It?

“Easily – without a knife blade, a bottle opener, or even a husband!”

Need We Say More?

I think not.

Cain

Figurine of Cain after he became a cyborg.

Crack Comics 10¢

T-shirts

Make My Mood

Ouch!

www.flickr.com/photos/29947988@N02/3556518964/

Terminator Timeline

Antartican Iceberg Cave?

Where have you been?!

You are on a rock floating through space

…and that is nothing less than extraordinary.

What a black emo looks like

I get the feeling this one is bound to be more miserable than the rest.

Old Superheroes

The real Golden Age.

No Sir, I Don\’t Like It

The rack, such as

yeah, I met this girl at school. I kid you not , those aren\’t implants.

Plants vs Zombies Michael Jackson

Plants vs Zombies version of Michael Jackson in Trhiller

Meet Mark

Results of Misspelling or Grammatical Erriors on the Internet

GraphJam

Lovecraft Chick tract

www.fredvanlente.com/cthulhutract/

For the unannointed:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_tract

Further reading:

Cthulhu and Christ

might of been worse

The maiden of, er-forty or so, was much upset.

Quoth she to a younger friend:

‘Kate talks so outrageously. Yesterday she actually told me I was
nothing but a hopeless old maid.

‘That’s pretty frank! exclaimed the friend.

‘Yes; wasn’t it unladylike of her?

‘It certainly was rude, agreed the other. ‘Still, it’s better than
having her tell lies about you.

Make It Happen

.. with ExLax.

Black is Beautiful

What Michael Jackson would look like without surgery

If he weren\’t, you know…. dead

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1050082/As-turns-50-Michael-Jackson-really-look-like.html

Tl;dr bullshit story

V and Captain Morgan

it wasn\’t even halloween

Creepy Chan

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Creepychan

Savage Dragon rocks on

www.actionfigureinsider.com/features/LegendaryHeroes1.shtml

Hot Chicks On Wolves

Something about this badass T-shirt reminded me of Sylvanish. I wants it.

www.threadless.com/product/1820/HOT_CHICKS_ON_WOLVES#zoom

Russia observes Victory Day

May 9th was observed as “Victory Day” in Russia and (to varying degrees) many former Eastern Bloc countries. Commemorating the defeat of Nazi Germany 64 years ago, in 1945, Victory Day is both a day of remembrance and recently, for the Russian government, an opportunity to revive the nation\’s armed forces and global clout. Upwards of 27 million Soviets, both military and civilian, lost their lives in World War II, between 1941 and 1945, and the impact of that conflict still reverberates strongly. Collected here are photos of the recent Victory Day Parade in Moscow, and several other observances in former Eastern Bloc countries.

Boston.com: The Big Picture

Deadpool Kills Movie Version

This is the movie I wanted to see.

Knaz

Also bought

Whale tale

found it on izismile.com

Mesoamerican bling bling

Found in Chiapas, Mexico. Approximately 2500 years old.

news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/090518-jeweled-teeth-picture.html

creepy toilet paper

i just joined mcs but ive been here for the long run
i never got to upload something
so i drew this in paint

Best Sign Ever!

Fap At Rear Entry

Michael Jackson Comeback

Michael Jackson is now ready to make the biggest comeback since Jesus!

Farrah Fawset and Michael Jackson

Who/\’s next? They come in 3rees.

Metal Gear RAY

The newest form of Metal Gear. Made by the Marines to be a “Anti-Metal Gear”

Life imitates life

Pics of the Hummer HX concept car. Look familiar?

Home Alone

RIP Michael Jordan

Michael Jackson, Moonwalker

It\’s the future apparently.

Kids

-100 internets to anyone that has seen this.

Patent filed by Michael Jackson to describe the method of leaning beyond the centre of gravity

Patent #5,255,452
October 26, 1993

Sauce:
patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=5,255,452.PN.&OS=PN/5,255,452&RS=PN/5,255,452