Tactical Distraction

police

Wolverine

Wolverine art via the depths of my hard drive

Asteriods Movie

“Universal Pictures has picked up the film rights to the classic Atari video game Asteroids. Matthew Lopez has been brought in to write the script for the film. He has worked on Bedtime Stories, Race to Witch Mountain, and also wrote the most recent draft of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice which is currently in production. Producing the film is Lorenzo di Bonaventura who also produced the Transformers movies.”

geektyrant.com/2009/07/classic-video-game-asteroids-heading-to-the-big-screen/

Black Stig lives!

Samurai Darwin

Christina Hendricks

Best known from “Mad Men”. And my Botticelli-esque fantasies.

Tzeentch

The Lord of Change is the only true God.

Custom squirrels

So who falls in the wide-eyed “I\’m horrified!!!” category, and who falls in the wide-eyed “Where do I buy one?!” category?

Worm Food

A country girl was home from college for the Christmas holidays and
the old folks were having a reception in her honor. During the event
she brought out some of her new gowns to show to the guests. Picking
up a beautiful silk creation she held it up before the admiring crowd.

‘Isn’t this perfectly gorgeous! she exclaimed. ‘Just think, it came
from a poor little insignificant worm!

Her hard-working father looked a moment, then he turned and said:
‘Yes, darn it, an’ I’m that worm!

Hooker or Middle Schoolers? Hard to tell these day

Got Milk?

Hanson Brothers

The real ones, not the wimpy boy band.

Hampster Pool

Dirty Jobs

What Sells?

“BK Super Seven Incher” — a limited time promotion in Singapore.

Oh Canada!

Have a Happy Canada Day everyone!

Cat Bait

Things Said Just Prior to an Accident

Redneck graph?
GraphJam

Alicia Sacramone

Tiki Porn Theater

In the Ass

“he put it in my ass”

Brazilian wandering spider

“Phoneutria nigriventer venom contains a potent neurotoxin, known as PhTx3, which acts as a broad-spectrum calcium channel blocker that inhibits glutamate release, calcium uptake and also glutamate uptake in neural synapses. At deadly concentrations, this neurotoxin causes loss of muscle control, and breathing problems, resulting in paralysis and eventual asphyxiation. In addition, the venom causes intense pain and inflammation following an attack due to an excitatory effect the venom has on the serotonin 5-HT4 receptors of sensory nerves. This sensory nerve stimulation causes a release of neuropeptides such as substance P which triggers inflammation and pain.”

Can also cause 4+ hour boners.

Cute Flight Attendants

The Pencil Magic Trick just got better!

TA-DA!!

He is in Everything

Ride \’Em Wrastler Boy

The Moth

From Gone with the Blastwave.
www.blastwavecomic.com/

Arod

Flavor Flav

Intellectual Argumentation

I believe enough has been said.

The Emperor

Cartoon Characters Redone

Make My Day

Sonic the Hedgehog!

MCS Blues

I\’m entering my band in a Blues competition and was wondering what kind of blues you guys and dolls listen to or think would kick ass to hear in concert.

I wanna win and hope you can help your MCS bro out with some suggestions!

The Boston Molasses Disaster

also known as the Great Molasses Flood and the Great Boston Molasses Tragedy, occurred on January 15, 1919, in the North End neighborhood of Boston, Massachusetts in the United States. A large molasses tank burst, and a wave of molasses rushed through the streets at an estimated 35 mph (56 km/h), killing 21 and injuring 150. The event has entered local folklore, and residents claim that on hot summer days, the area still smells of molasses.[1]

The disaster occurred at the Purity Distilling Company facility on January 15, 1919, an unusually warm day. At the time, molasses was the standard sweetener in the United States. Molasses can also be fermented to produce rum and ethyl alcohol, the active ingredient in other alcoholic beverages and a key component in the manufacturing of munitions at the time.[2] The stored molasses was awaiting transfer to the Purity plant situated between Willow Street and what is now named Evereteze Way in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
Near Keany Square,[3] at 529 Commercial Street, a huge molasses tank 50 ft (15 m) tall, 90 ft (27 m) in diameter and containing as much as 2,300,000 US gal (8,700,000 L) collapsed. Witnesses stated that as it collapsed, there was a loud rumbling sound like a machine gun as the rivets shot out of the tank, and that the ground shook as if a train were passing by.[4]
The collapse unleashed an immense wave of molasses between 8 and 15 ft (2.5 to 4.5 m) high, moving at 35 mph (56 km/h), and exerting a pressure of 2 ton/ft² (200 kPa).[5] The molasses wave was of sufficient force to break the girders of the adjacent Boston Elevated Railway\’s Atlantic Avenue structure and lift a train off the tracks. Nearby, buildings were swept off their foundations and crushed. Several blocks were flooded to a depth of 2 to 3 feet (60 to 90 cm). As described by author Stephen Puleo,
Molasses, waist deep, covered the street and swirled and bubbled about the wreckage. Here and there struggled a form — whether it was animal or human being was impossible to tell. Only an upheaval, a thrashing about in the sticky mass, showed where any life was… Horses died like so many flies on sticky fly-paper. The more they struggled, the deeper in the mess they were ensnared. Human beings — men and women — suffered likewise.[6]
The Boston Globe reported that people “were picked up by a rush of air and hurled many feet.” Others had debris hurled at them from the rush of sweet-smelling air. A truck was picked up and hurled into Boston Harbor. Approximately 150 were injured; 21 people and several horses were killed — some were crushed and drowned by the molasses. The wounded included people, horses, and dogs; coughing fits became one of the most common ailments after the initial blast.
Anthony di Stasio, walking homeward with his sisters from the Michelangelo School, was picked up by the wave and carried, tumbling on its crest, almost as though he were surfing. Then he grounded and the molasses rolled him like a pebble as the wave diminished. He heard his mother call his name and couldn\’t answer, his throat was so clogged with the smothering goo. He passed out, then opened his eyes to find three of his sisters staring at him.[1]

eagle nubula

Frozen Love

The Perils of Vodka

Taxi!

Reminded me of the shuttle fly back on a retro-fitted 747.

Make My Mood

Is my son gay?

Half and Half

Mrs. Murphy is very fat, and the other day, laden with parcels and
packages, she was trying to mount the steps of a Dublin tramcar.
Helplessly looking on, stood the conductor, a diminutive little chap.

Mrs. Murphy, having reached the platform, said, with a glance of
withering scorn: ‘If ye was half a man ye would have helped me up.

The little conductor calmly replied: ‘Shure, ma’am, if ye was half a
woman I would!

Find black waldo

when you see it you… you know

Smile

Barrel Monster!

original link:

www.newraleigh.com/articles/archive/barrel-monster-spotted-on-hillsborough-street/

Asperatus Clouds

Pics From My New Camera

I bought a Canon SX200 and its totally badass. I used the super macro constantly.

Beware of God on Fence

white picket fence warns you to beware of god sign atheist

Danica Patrick

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Count Dante: Deadliest Man Alive

1975 Detective Comics