Whiskey Accident
A Scotchman had been presented with a pint flask of rare old Scotch
whiskey. He was walking briskly along the road toward home, when along
came a Ford which he did not sidestep quite in time. It threw him down
and hurt his leg quite badly. He got up and limped down the road.
Suddenly he noticed that something warm and wet was trickling down his
leg.
‘Oh, Lord, he groaned, ‘I hope that’s blood!
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The future of sculpture…
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, WTF
is nigh.
STAND BACK
I’m 10 beers down and have decided that NOW is the time to upgrade the various code that i have on mcs. if the site dies, you’ll know why.
CAUTION:
WHILE OPENING, KEEP ITEM AWAY FROM CHILDREN AND FACE, DUE TO ITEM IS UNDER SPRING PRESSURE.
Yup. My junk needs a warning label.
AIDS in HUSTLER Magazine. May 1982
“…scientists are puzzled as to why women and heterosexual men are relatively immune to it.” – HUSTLER Magazine, May 1982
Crazy Illusion
The green and blue stripes in this image are actually the same color. Open it in Paint and check.
Bacon\’s new ride
Funny thing is, I actually want to get pulled over by this.
source: www.carbonmotors.com/
Sleepwalking Newly Wed
‘I know I’m old, but I’m crazy about you, stated Mr. Moneybags. ‘When I
go I’ll leave all my fortune to you if you’ll have me.â€
‘Have you any bad habits? asked Miss Goldielocks, thoughtfully.
‘Only that I walk in my sleep, if you could call that a bad habit.â€
‘You dear old thing. Of course I’ll marry you. And we’ll have our
honeymoon on the top floor of some tall hotel, won’t we?â€
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Blue Energy Tornado by Jubi Hahhalev
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Wallpaper
Gargoyles and Lavender
These are a couple of shots I took in our garden. Taken on the second day of summer.