Car Porn
1939 Bugatti Type 57C Van Vooren Cabriolet. With a car this beautiful, it doesn\’t need a naked chick to make it porn!
Awkward Yearbook Photos of Metal Stars
1. Axl Rose
2. Eddie Van Halen
3. James Hetfield
4. Paul Stanley (bwahahahaha!)
5. Tommy Lee
More here…
www.funkjelly.com/2009/06/before-they-were-heavy-10-awkward.html
Who’s awesome? You’re awesome!
Tags:Humor, Motivational Posters, Sexy
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Holy Network
Got this screen when I installed a cashier computer at a grocerystore the other day.
And it\’s not even a religious store..
The Festival of San Fermin, 2009
It’s during this festival that they do the Running of the Bulls. There was one fatality this year. The first in over a decade.
The Big Picture
Transformers gone Steampunk
The year is 1884, a century earlier from the G1 continuity. From the graphic novel, Hearts of Steel.
Skydive
My wife’s bucket list got shorter this weekend. Tandem jump at Frontier Skydivers near Lockport, NY. She said she wants to jump again next summer. If she does, I’ll definitely jump with her instead of taking pictures.
a midget with a speech impediment
A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, “How will I recognize him?” “That’s easy, he’s a midget with a speech impediment.”
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse. “A female horth.” So he shows him a prized filly. “Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth”?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over. “Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth”?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse’s ears.
“Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf”? The rancher is gettin’ pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse’s mouth.
“Nith mouf, can I thee her twat”?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget’s head as far as he can up the horse’s twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
“Perhapth I should rephrathe that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit”?
Dextor Close Up
Tags:Awesome Things, Television, Wallpaper
Legend of the Seeker – bridget and craig
Tags:Legend of the Seeker, Sexy, Television
What are these strawberries doing on my nipples…
…I need them for the fruit salad.
Found here, reproduced by me, scientifically sound. Apparently it’s the name of a book.
NCAA Midnight Release?
I really enjoy this game, I just hope it’s more then a roster update. From the demo, the game play is pretty nice and the AI will change defense so you can’t just option right and left anymore and score at ease. I do not think this game justifies a midnight release. Best Buy in Houston near Galleria.
Mario Marathon
Still watching it as I post this, it\’s quarter past 4 in the morning. Did a double take on that ad.