Thur July 23 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, ‘I don’t have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland! The man arched an eyebrow. ‘Anything? ‘Yes, anything the blonde promised. With that, the man said, ‘Follow me He walked into the next room and ordered, ‘Come in and close the door She did. He then said, ‘Get on your knees She did. Then he said, ‘Take down my zipper She did. He said, ‘Go ahead take it out She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, ‘Well go ahead! The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly ‘HELLO ..MOM, can you hear me???
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Dowantdowantdowant!!
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Red – wallpaper edition
Random wallpapers I\’ve found on the net. Some were found on suigintou.desudesudesu.org/4scrape/
Enjoy
Confined Space Sign
I parked by the loading docks this morning and this sign just begged for a quick camera phone photo.
SGT. Awesome
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I know a guy. He has this on his name tape thingy.
National Geographic: Snarling Wolf
A remote-controlled “carcass cam” captures an inside view of a gray wolf fiercely guarding its meal at the International Wolf Center in Ely, Minnesota. Wolves at the center are provided with food, but wild populations generally hunt in packs. After a large kill, a single wolf can consume more than 20 pounds (9 kilograms) of meat.
The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. The doctors were at a loss so they decided to try one last quasi-medical trick.
They went to her husband and said, ‘As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma. The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they’d close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife’s room.
After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flatlined—no pulse, no heart rate.
The doctors ran back into the room. ‘What happened!? they cried. The husband said, ‘I’m not sure—I think maybe she choked.â€
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Model Citizen
“I live near a deer crossing and they keep getting hit. The county should move the deer crossing sign somewhere else. It is too dangerous for the deer to cross where it is now.”
