Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, ‘When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind? The husband replied, ‘All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry. Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, ‘What are you thinking now? He replied, ‘It looks as if I did a pretty good job.

The Trust

100 Bullets: read it!

Spider Jerusalem

The Lonely Island

I\’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can\’t stop me motherfucker cause I\’m on a boat

Carrots

They are great for practical jokes

SUCK the movie

Staring; everyone

Cool insole art

DVS, globe and DC

Tequila

My first bottle of tequila, i wish i never touched it
liver out the window…along with a night-full worth of puke in a bucket
in the end…its always for the LULZ !!
😀

oh god make it stop

owwwww

Insane Arnie Japanese Advert

Dog gone hair..

These are all poodles.

Dissent

This is the second incarnation of a shirt design with a better distressed look and an improvement on the shot out eye. Also, there\’s a girl this time, not a dude in a V-neck.

Worst name for a Memorial….

cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/70956_rustycoxtombstone.jpg

IKEA laundry basket/dog bed.

Awesome, huh? Easy to clean. You juse rinse it with a hose and throw the towels in the washer. No more dusty/dirty/wet/filthy dog beds.

Waldorf-Astoria, circa 1904

WikiPOD – Waldorf-Astoria
Large Size

There be toads here

NGeoPOD

Morning Glory Clouds Over Australia

APOD

Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

Awesome Origami

From The Toy Zone
www.thetoyzone.com/2009/blog/20-outstanding-examples-of-sci-fi-and-fantasy-origami/

Blood of Christ

found at reasonproject.org

Meth, It will change your life

I think the billboard speaks for itself.

The clown vs. the box.

someting i found some where.

Foot Park

Foot *Fetish* Park

The Many Species of Furby

curious doggy photographer

OMG ITS FIRE

Like, wow.

Blonde Baby Boy Smokes and Drinks

ONly the Irish could pull this off. Oh you silly Irish.

Robo-Love

just what do they think they are sitting on?

The Vader Project

Finally I got aggravated enough to yell out “Puff-Puff then Pass Chipmunk, Puff-Puff then Pass!”

weed, chipmunk, 420

Guild Wars Concept Art

This is the concept art for The Valley of the King in Guild Wars.

Cut Here

Ben Franklin

The original dirty old man. This dude literally fucked his way across continental Europe in the 18th century. History would have been so much more interesting in high school if they\’d told the full story.

FREE for CHUBBIES

Fall and Winter Fashion Book full of charming Chubby-size Clothes…

It pictures the newest dresses, coats, suites, sweaters, underthings, skirts, blouses for girls and \’teens too chubby to fit into regular sizes (and everything is priced the same as “regular sizes”).

Ana Hickman

Brazilian model Ana Hickman pays a visit to the Brazilian Air Force Academy.

Hack Director Venn Diagram

Boxxy

F Cup Cookies!

From the same people that brought you “Bootylicious Biscuits!”

Happy Endings

A sign hanging in a Church\’s Fried Chicken restaurant. I think a happy ending is always a sweet choice.

Hobbes? Hobbes who?

You don\’t need a friend when ya got boobs

Drunk Yoga

Did Someone Blink?

Ted Kennedy, dead at 77

The man known as the “liberal lion of the Senate” had fought a more than year-long battle with brain cancer, and according to his son had lived longer with the disease than his doctors expected him to.

ABC

F-22

dEFCON 17 Logo

cool Watchmen parody logo from the dEFCON 17 conference I was at this weekend

Bacony weirdness

Bacon flavored dental floss and bacon toothpicks. Saw them in the Loveless Cafe in Nashville, TN.

And yes, my cell phone camera sucks, I know.

Chinese camaro hood ornament

Yes!

How to tell you’ve been at Comic Con too long

I probably should have quit while I was ahead.

Jim Carrey is Terrific

Rorschach in Color

Rorschach test
I just see boobs.