what chokkolate was made for

Udder Machine

Sperm Sink

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Hurr I’m A Durr

rock

9 Internet Warnings

UAV Helicoptor

The New DC Cartoon Look

Puke and rally

Puppet Master

Pepsi Hoff

waterslide

Frosted Butts

feeding the trolls

Eric

Twisted Disney Princesses 3

Up close and personal..

close ups of the little things

Water Drops

reflections through water..

The Real Periodic Table

How come we can\’t study this in chemistry class?

Surprising isn\’t it

Twisted Disney Princesses 2

Homeless Signs

Another 10 Hilarious Homeless Signs

New Comic

A new comic-book hero is being launched in the US in a volume called the Unknown Soldier. It sees a Ugandan doctor taking in the notorious Lord’s Resistance Army rebels, who roam parts of East African country.

BBC

Cowardly Lion

Wizard of OZ
Wallpaper Size

Debbie – answer your phone

Another facebook hack picture.

This one made me LMAO, literally.

Sun Block

s.wsj.net/media/0817pod08.jpg

Sleepy Kitty

My kitty Baldur taking a nap on my arm.

Level B Chemical Suit

Princess Leia’s Demise, Part 1 and 2

Thank you Internet!!!

Obviously

Windows Pirates.

District 9 poster

Just got this today. I will frame it tomorrow or sunday.

One question:
It is see through, kind of. When you turn it over, it\’s as if the print is backwards. This is so they can put the light behind it. Should I attempt to put a light behind it somehow?

OMG IT SPINS & Clarkson Mouth Eyes

Just made the omg it spins one, I made the Jeremy Clarkson one ages ago.

I\’m still ALIVE BITCHES

And I\’m coming after YOUUUUUUU!

Florida Harley

Excellence in childrearing

If the duct tape is clear, no one can tell you\’ve bound the kiddos hand and foot and taped their jabbering mouths shut until they get close enough for you to blind the observer with a stiletto heel to each eye.

The Many Faces of Logan

I Thought I\’d seen this here before, but couldn\’t find it. So I thought post it as something to compete with the amazing range of emotion Steven Seagal showed in a previous post…

More here:
www.alwayswatching.net/news/x-men-origins-wolverine-trailer-facial-expressions-hugh-jackman

Ratty!

Secret booze stash (at work)

I suspected one of my employees of drinking on the job, soon after I found this; his secret hiding spot. Oh yeah fired.

Moses was a basket case too!

Mmm, beach..

This is a 10-minute exposure of the view from our rented beach house on Oak Island, NC. The lights on the left are shipping channel markers, and the one on the right is a freighter.

mean? or genius?

I saw this pearl and knew it was perfect for M[C]S so I had to take a second and post it

Lovely Skies

Took it this morning on my way to work.

Dinner is cold

and you smell like another cat.

Boys will be boys…

cute kids..

Sweet Tooth

As if clowns weren\’t creepy enough.

Return of the UID / I’m buying a house / maybe

heeeey guuuuy, I have things to say at you:

1 – UID has returned on the single pages.

2 – comment rating is returned from the void.

3 – comment drop down is on pages that are younger then 5 days.  I was going to put it on all of them, but it’s killin the (cheapass) server we’re on here.

4 – going to make it so you don’t have to register to comment, but that you can’t impersonate someone that IS registered.  that’s my task for tonight…

AND

I’m buying a house.  To do this though, I need money to put down on it, and oddly enough, people complained when I removed the old ‘buy me a beer’ paypal button, so I added back another one.  I’m shootin for $5k down on the house, and since there’s over 1.5 to 3 million page views a month on mcs…hopefully it won’t take a long time to hit that mark.  If/when I hit that goal, I’ll remove all the adverts on MCS until 2010 and see about upgrading the server to something that won’t shit its pants when digg comes sniffin around.  Donation amounts are to be considered advertising revenue, as your name will be listed in the sidebar for everyone to marvel over.

hooked on phonics

Skinner Van

All it\’s missing is “Free Candy” painted on the side . . .