Server Upgrades Complete
Thanks to prompting from MintyDingus(my most favorite mcser ever, behind casemods), I’m now fully aware that the MCS server upgrades are 100% complete. Hopefully this will cut down on the slagginess of the various TWG sites, including RandomNude and TikiTumble where people have been bitching up a god damned STORM.
Also: I got a beautiful gift from an MCS member: a full handle of JD! To celebrate, I’m going to drink half of it tonight and will be in the MCS chat room, please come join in the fun!
Matrix Trilogy comes in neat toy Nebuchadnezzar
Up until now, “Why would anyone want to own all three films in the Matrix trilogy?” has been one of those unanswerable questions like “what happens to you after you die?” best puzzled over by absinth-sotted philosophers. The first film is fantastic: the second and third like having two perverted sadomasochists crouch over your face and unspool an engorged colon\’s worth of celluloid crap into your eyes, the chunky pseudo-philosophy only partially digested, like peanuts. No one not being subjected to the Ludovico Technique should willingly watch them more than once.
Here\’s the only sensible answer: Warner Brothers\’ Japanese release of the Ultimate Matrix Collection comes in a swank recreation of the steampunkish Nebuchadnezzar. Tempting for a moment, but $375!
Zombie Defense weapons for LEGO minifigs
Tags:LEGO, Weapons, Zombies
A company that makes aftermarket guns and weapons for LEGO minifigs, has announced a new “Zombie Defense Weapons Pack” that includes several machine guns, snap-on bipods, and even a baseball bat. They\’ll be for sale once the company relaunches their site, but in the meantime you can get some elements from free if you contribute a model to the BrickCon \’08 LEGO convention.
Rapatronic Camera shots of Atomic Bomb Explosions
Some Copypasta from Wiki for a description.
The rapatronic camera is a high-speed camera capable of recording a still image with an exposure time as brief as 10 nanoseconds (billionths of a second).
The camera was developed by Harold Edgerton in the 1940s and was first used to photograph the rapidly-changing matter in nuclear explosions within milliseconds of ignition. To overcome the speed limitation of a conventional camera\’s mechanical shutter, the rapatronic camera uses two polarizing filters and a Kerr cell. The two filters are mounted with their polarization angles at 90° to each other, to block all incoming light. The Kerr cell between the filters, which changes the polarization of light passing through it when energized, acts as shutter when it is energized at the right time for a very short amount of time, allowing the film to be properly exposed.
For a film-like sequence of high-speed photographs, as used in the photography of nuclear and thermonuclear tests, arrays of up to 12 cameras were deployed, with each camera carefully timed to record a different time frame.
Is a wife to blame…if she doesn’t know?
Lysol had competition.
M[c]S: Lysol Feminine Hygiene Product
M[c]S: Douche!
Vintage Ads
Fucked-Up Advert
Tags:Advertisements, Dark Humor, WTF
Wiki: HUMO
HUMO: The Wild Site
National Geographic: Zebra Migration Tanzania
That is a shitload of Zebras. I guess there is a rush hour in nature too.
nuclear landmine
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Internal view of a Medium Atomic Demolition Munition (nuclear landmine) produced by the United States from 1965 to 1986. From left to right: packing container, warhead, code-decoder unit, firing unit.
The MADM had a relatively low yield for a nuclear weapon (1-15 kilotons) though in human terms it would still be increadibly powerful. The entire unit weighed less than 400 lbs.
District 9 poster framed (finally)
Tags:Awesome Things, Movie Posters
Frame cost < $20 and matches the MW2 frame. Also, comment on how the room/house looks shitty. I am a drug addict and I live in shitty house, and when I say I live in a 4 bedroom house that is constantly being personally renovated and remodeled by my father (who supposedly owns the house) I am lying. I had to suck 6 in a row to get this frame!
I noticed…
Tags:Military, Visual Tricks, WTF
someone around here has a think for aircraft..
Hawkins replies to Woman with 18 Children.
Hawkins from Predator WIN! the couple is going for kid 19.
Cobra Commander\’s pissed
I loved the movie, I can\’t wait for the sequel, but the toy still pisses me off.
3 breasted woman
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts. He said to the woman, “Is there anything on you that you’d like to change?” She said, “Yes. Could you get rid of this middle breast?” God snapped his fingers and it was done. She exclaimed, holding the third breast in her hand, “What am I going to do with this useless boob?” And God created man.
via Thur Sept 3 « Leftur’s Funny Shit.
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Philsomantis
Tags:Forum Fodder, Humor, Nature
Pedobot
Now no one is safe…
In their ignorance they claim it\’s some sort of nursing thing… they lie.
Yellow Jacket
This is on my wife\’s back. Amazingly enough, she let me take this pic. I can see it now, “Hold still, it\’s just a bear….”
Server Upgrades have been requested
I’ve requested a server upgrade for MCS.
This should help with the
A tutor who tooted a flute
A tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to teach two young tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
“Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tutors to toot?”
— Carolyn Wells
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The forest, THE
Tiki, I heard you have shit to post so here is where so can put the shit, and be useful, kind of.
Doh!
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor
poor puppy
American Car and Beverage
Saw this car in a Wal-Mart parking lot and saw the energy drink in Wal-Mart….go figure
