How to cut down a tree

Anneliese Van Der Pol

Plus sideboob!

Nursing baby update

Previously: www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/09/08/baby-instructions-dos-donts/

Artist Commissions

Nice…Shoes

Project 1
merkley???

hard core drinker

The driver hit the left turn light and sheared off the light post at the base, and then kept driving on about 2 miles to Squires Four Pub in BC, where he stopped for more beer.
The truck was towed about 2.5 miles to the Vernon, BC towing yard, with the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and the bumper bent around it
It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free.

2009 US Spending

Looks like Social Security and Medicare are close behind in 09. In 05 (under the Shrub) they were HIGHER.

Busytown

I\’m in the dark, I\’d like to read his book
But I\’m frightened of the things I might learn
Oh, there must be something he\’s thinking of
to write this way-ay-ay
When I tell him that I\’m Huckle Cat
why does he say-a-ay

Half Life in your art

Bubbles don\’t pop

Source

Sweet Dreams

Gotta Catch em All

Hitler Beer

This guy was sitting in front of my Nazi neighbour’s house and he had these Hitler beer bottles so I asked if I could buy one. He was sceptical at first and asked why. I said I think they’re pretty and that way I’ll have something to punish myself with, for not being Aryan, he laughed and gave me one for free. They’re from Italy and it’s actually illegal to own these here in Austria.

Legalize!

Daniel Kongos

Spider Traktor

Modern American Gothic

Source

Shinkansen Bullet Trains

Safety

Always remember to um… think safety when participating in water sports…. this guy needs help…

Aesop Rock

A paramount artist. He also wrote a song for Pluto.

Lifestyle Acronyms

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.

The second guy says ‘I’m a D.I.N.K, you know Double Income, No Kids.

The third guy says, I’m a R.U.B, you know Rich, Urban, Biker.

They turn to the woman and ask her, What are you?

She replies: I’m a WIFE, you know
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

All you need is beard

The Amazing Atheist

Source

Time to Run

Source

I ♥ NY

megan fox is nude

crapper with a view

durr dee dogg

durex captives

Duct Tape Shoes

cars gallore

basement instinct

baseball bee

banana oral demonstration

alyson hannigan is beautiful

poopants police

Optimus Primed

fatal contact – bird flu in america

Ferrari Limo Service For Hire

Smile

Let’s do 68

While making love, a husbands says to his wife Honey, let’s do 68!

She asks ’68? What’s that?

He replies ‘You do it to me and I’ll owe you one.

cyber cat drinkings jack daniels

Awesome Bike

atomic hat

atheist symbol

I’ve yet to find an atheist symbol that I’m happy with, but this is the closest I can get.

we should be thankful to the lord for being saved

i have a secret

I got 99 problems but a breach aint 1

I am proud to say I have discovered your penis

Scooby Myth

I may be mistaken, but to me, this looks like Kari Byron and Tory Belleci of Mythbusters fame cosplaying the Scooby Doo gang.

Lunch

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