I’m going to sell this candy…
Tags:Drugs, Food, Halloween, Humor
I’d give twice as much candy to a kid who was this honest…
Jackass Truck Driver
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”
“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”
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abstinence only education works
Lust was calculated by compiling the number of sexually transmitted diseases – HIV, AIDS, syphilis, chlamydia and gonorrhea – reported per capita.
Kitty Aspirations
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor, LOLcats
Choose you Vader…Vader old and new (or is it new and old?)
Whilst it would be all too easy to view this Conceptual Darth Vader Helmet, realised by Kropserkel Design, as a refreshingly modern take on Darth Vader’s Helmet, the somewhat surprising fact is that, though it undoubtedly looks more modern than the original as featured in the cult sci-fi Star Wars films, this work is actually based on Ralph McQuarrie’s original illustrations that subsequently evolved into Vader as we know him today.
Perhaps serving as testament to the widely accepted idea that style and trends tend to repeat themselves in somewhat of a cycle (rather than evolving in a merely linear fashion), were we to place the original Darth Vader Helmet and this conceptual model together and ask which of the two was the more modern design we’ll warrant, with some confidence, that those asked would label this conceptual work as indisputably being a modern interpretation of the original. And, to be fair, who could blame them?
Darth Vader New and Old
Vader old and new (or is it new and old?)
Rather than merely paraphrase the original text concerning this fascinating project here we would urge those interested to stop by the Kropserkel website for further information concerning the realization of Darth Vader as he may have been (its a great read).
It’s never too soon.
Tags:Humor, Michael Jackson
Mr. Miyagi would have been proud.
Professional Advise
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?”
“I give it to them,” replied the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.”
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
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Super bigfoot finally done
Just got this Engine Trixxx Silver Billet deck for $20. Had to drive all the way to great america and got lost, so I’m looking into this GPS devive with bluetooth that will work with my treo 700p. A guy is selling it for $60 on CL. The cheapest one at frys is $100 and it doesn’t even have bluetooth.
Second picture is the old, stock, faded, wood deck. You can see why the aluminum decks are so costly (retail STILL around $60 -$70! www.davesmotors.com/s.nl;jsessionid=0a010b421f43dec98849697a4aadac43d62ef8ad9169.e3eSc38TaNqNe34Pa38Ta3aLaNv0?c=885035&sc=12&category=&search=deck )
M = M0 / √1 – (V/C)^2
Tags:Comic Books, Humor
If superheroes followed the laws of physics.
Wolverine – Piracy Opinions
Tags:Comic Books, Humor, Politics
2009 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS Kanye
Tags:Humor, Kanye West, Taylor Swift
Kanye is still a douche.
Kanye Swayze
Good night sweet-
Yo Patrick, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Michael Jackson had one of the best deaths of all time.
Motorola H12 Blueooth headset
Picked this up for $30 at frys yesterday. Trying to get it to work in game for CS:S or for that matter, anything on the computer.
Come here, my son.
Tags:Nature, Space, Visual Tricks
I saw this picture here: www.tikiwebgroup.com/?p=5191 and that came into my head. I forgot the comma, reminds me of something…
Sons of Anarchy: Season 2
Tags:Sons of Anarchy, Television
Damn good opening episode.
Yosemite
Hiked Half Dome with my girlfriend last week. She took some awesome pictures, and I thought I’d share some of the best ones. Also, I fought a bear.
Media Cat
Tags:Drugs, Humor, LOLcats
Media Cat needs to curb his Coke habit.
Rude Conductor
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”
The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.” She hears the little boy continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”
As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.”
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