Bob was in trouble
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Tags:Computers, Humor, Internets, Wallpaper
Snake With Foot
so yeah, this is my first ever post *crows cheers?* saw this in biology when reading up on news then saw it later on geeokologie. pretty cool
www.geekologie.com/2009/09/snake_with_foot_found_killed_i.php
The Kings new shoe rack
Picked this up for $6 each, stackable. It’s actually 2 units stacked just so you guys know 😉
It fits all my shoes except the ghetto brand jordan and zoo york, my sandals, and my work shoes.
I know it’s only 5 pictures but I’ll try to get a photobucket and post the whole set ASAP
Internet Fight!
Tags:Art, Computers, WTF
by Chlodovik Lubomachr
charitable lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … no.”
The lawyer interrupts, “or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
“or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…”
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?”
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Dominos 420 deal.
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Hrm…
grandma is 105!
wow. i am amazed every time i look at this–it was taken last month on her 105th birthday.
Escaped Prisoner’s Choice
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
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Activated Full Size Gundam Robot Looks Totally, Absofrikinlutely ZOMG!
Source: www.pinktentacle.com/2009/06/gundam-night-pics/
brooks ketchup
its the landmark, telling you that you’ve just entered collinsville, illinois. that’s alotta ketchup!
WTF Carrot
Tags:Food, Vertical Wallpaper, Wallpaper, WTF
I didn’t know they made carrots like this. Apparently this is a carrot flower that you’re not supposed to get in seed packs. Taken from my garden.
Grammatik Macht Frei
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