Wonder Woman Megan Fox
Tags:Comic Books, Megan Fox, Movies, Sexy
I like it!
Poor Doug
Doug sat at the bar drowning his sorrows — he’d had a bad day. First, his wife left him for a phys-ed teacher and he found his car had been keyed in the middle of the night. When he arrived at work, he was told his job had been made redundant and he was no longer needed. To top it all off, his doctor’s office called with his test results; Doug had herpes. Probably from the phys-ed teacher.
And so Doug was pounding shots of tequila between sobs. A man sitting at the other end of the bar watched him intently for a few minutes before weaving his way carefully to Doug’s stool.
“Buddy, you look like you’re having a hell of a day,” he slurred.
“You don’t know the half of it,” Doug replied, sniffling.
“Let me cheer you up,” the man said. “I want to show you something.”
The drunk man led Doug over to a window and pointed to the alley four floors below. He explained that the way the buildings were built allowed a thermal to rush up the alley whenever a subway train went by underground. This thermal, the man insisted, was so powerful that it would hold a man in the air and gently lower him to the ground as it dissipated.
“So basically, you’d feel like you were flying,” the man finished.
Doug expressed his disbelief and the man said he’d prove it. He waited until a train rumbled by and leaped out the window. Unbelievably, the man hovered serenely just outside the window before floating slowly toward the ground. As he regained his footing, he looked up at Doug and yelled, “Now you try it!”
Doug waited a few minutes until he could hear a train. He climbed up onto the window sill, took a deep breath, jumped… and plummeted to his death on the concrete below, screaming all the way.
A waitress happened to be walking by and poked her head out the window only to see the drunk man standing over Doug’s spattered remains, giggling to himself. She grimaced and called down to him, “Superman, you are SUCH a prick when you’re drinking.”
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Reeves & Swayze Skydiving
Tags:Movies, Point Break, Wallpaper
Point Break
blonde handyman
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
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Other photos I made
and am fairly proud of.
From top to bottom, they’re in the order they’ve been made.
Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active
# Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
# Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
# Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of “denture-burn.”
# Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
# Granny found cuffed to her walker.
# Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
# Your “Grandma” is Anna Nicole Smith.
# You’ve just seen the photos in the “Beaver Hunt” section of Hustler.
# Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa’s crotch and claps twice.
# Kraft-matic Adjustable Bed set for “doggy style.”
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Anti-Venom
Tags:Comic Books, The Punisher, Venom
So for those who arent caught up in the comic world; long story short, Eddie Brock got ditched by the symbiote (or however you spell it) and then it turns out hes able to develop his own venom powers without the symbiote. So now hes good, again, as Anti-Venom. What do my fellow nerds think of this development?
Top Duck
Tags:Humor, Vertical Wallpaper
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Does M[C]S like the kings new scooter?
Hey M[C]S, what do you think of my new scooter?
20th post decides what I do with it/on it!
Uber-Hard Spongebob
Tags:SpongeBob SquarePants, WTF
Bark scorplings
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona_bark_scorpion
These little fuckers are all over the place here… fortunately I’ve only found one inside my house so far.
Happy Pirate Day
A pirate captain relaxes in a hammock, in this illustration from Howard Pyle’s Book of Pirates (1921), which compiled a number of legends of piracy in the Caribbean. The classic era of piracy in the Caribbean extends from around 1560 up until the mid 1720s.
Kanye Recursion
Yo, Kanye, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” was the best Kanye douchebag move of all time.
Kiddie Toy WTFs
Pole Dancer
Watch your 8 year old breastfeed a doll
Kiddie STDs
nippal tassals for pre-sluts
OMG SHAVE TEH BABBY
DMD
I unwittingly contributed to this mess….
Here’s the background story: my boss an I have a serious Diet Mt. Dew addiction. When we have a meeting, it’s – hey, grab one out the fridge. Sweet.
So, OUR boss and a bunch of co-workers took all the DMD’s (and a few other Mountain Dew’s) out of the recycling bins, and now you see the aftermath.
Last Monday was his 49th birthday. So, I clocked-in @ 8:30… he said, check this out. I lol’ed for a minute and said, hang-on, I gotta get my camera.
Bob was in trouble
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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