muslim drivers
Tags:Humor, Motorcycles, Religion
Military Bonus Requirement
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus.
They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general’s body between any two points he chose.
The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000.
The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked away with a check $960,000.
Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third as to the additional bonus check.
When the third general was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, “from the tip of my penis, to the bottom of my testicles.”
The pension man said that would be fine, but he’d better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring.
The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop his pants…he did…. The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general’s penis and began to work back.
“My God!” he said, “where are your testicles?!”
The general replied, “Back in Nam!”
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Gasworks Park
An old, unused gas plant has been turned into a city park, looking over to the center of Seattle.
Screw You Comcast
Tags:Comcast, Technology, WTF
Anyone else have this problem? A bunch of crap is what it is!
A fly in your beer?
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the head.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing happened.
The Irishman also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it out over the beer and yells, ‘Spit it out! Spit it out, you bastard!â€
via The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink….
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The Doctor
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentino_Rossi
Dragon Tale from the Past
Tags:Dragons, Fantasy - Science Fiction, Wallpaper
Art by Xtron
Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Comic Book
Tags:Call of Duty, Comic Books, Gaming, Vertical Wallpaper, Wallpaper
“In anticipation of the sequel to the groundbreaking game, WildStorm brings you a no-holds-barred, brutal tale of the mysterious Task Force 141 soldier known as “Ghost“. Learning the motivation behind his mask and moniker is the tip of the iceberg in a story spanning the globe from the United Kingdom to war-torn Afghanistan to the drug war in Mexico. Believe us, this will be talked about for years to come! Award-winning creator David Lapham (YOUNG LIARS, Stray Bullets) is joined by artist Kevin West in a shattering 6-issue tour-de-force epic! Retailers please note: This issue will ship with two covers. For every 10 copies of the Standard Edition (with a cover by Federico Dallocchio), retailers may order one copy of the Variant Edition (with a video game cover). Please see the Previews Order Form for more information. Written by David Lapham Art by Kevin West, Cover by Federico Dallocchio. Variant cover features video game art. On sale November 11 o 1 of 6 o 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US o MATURE READERS”
Very badass comic art.
Next Theme Day – Video Games
For the next theme day, which will be october 1st, 2009 you should submit images related to you most favorite video games ever. bonus if it’s NSFW, super bonus if it’s high resolution.
thanks to @TrikYodz for the suggestion.
Sometimes, a man’s only friend
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Sad :(
The Xtacles
Amazing show full of win that never saw more than two episodes. How AS canned this yet kept Tim and Eric for four seasons is beyond me…
Fourth of July
Tags:Fourth Of July, Vertical Wallpaper
Albino Squirrel
This little guy used to live on campus at my school, but then he got eated up by a hawk.
Ray Ban RB3357 – gunmetal frame with brown gradient lense
Found these in lost and found at my work.
Worth about $140!
www.ray-ban.com/usa/products/rb3357/004-51
I am a conservative!
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal’s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.
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Coyote
The Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest Service were
presenting an alternative to Alberta ranchers for controlling the
coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a ‘more humane’ solution.
What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Alberta Ranching Association and Farming Association by the Alberta
Government and the Alberta Forest Service.
All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of
minutes. Finally, one of the old boys in the back of the conference
room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, ‘Son, I don’t think you
understand our problem.
Those coyotes ain’t fuckin’ our sheep…..they’re eatin’ ’em!’
The Man at Burning Man
Tags:Art, Vertical Wallpaper
