elderly fencing

crooked toes

your choise of lifestyle is an abomination

MCS+

What is MCS+?

1.) gives you access to all upcoming posts (future posts ftw, there’s about 50-60 of them right now)

2.) access to a list of all the most recent comments (used to be free, but fuck that)

3.) and no advertisements. (yeah I know you can do this yourself, but it’s nice to play nice)

Everyone that donates to the tiki house fund gets in, once the tiki house fund is done, it’ll be $25 per year.  Those of you that donated with a different email address than you have here on MCS should contact me and I’ll get you set up.  Email me with the email address that you paypal’d the money from.  This is all manually done right now, so please cut me some slack if you don’t get plussed immediately.

Other than the quickest way of paying Tiki $25, you can get on the ‘top 10 commenters’ list, or perhaps one of the better theme day submissions will get a free MCS+ upgrade.

Thoughts?

walking man sign

25 ways to tell you’re grown up

Venerable Gorilla

Albino Gorilla
I don’t know if this is snowflake or not.

cure for obama communism is a new era of mccarthyism

beached dildo

wonder woman’s ass

unicorns and obama – yes we can

The Hills-DeCaro House

Shaft Off Camera

muslim drivers

Military Bonus Requirement

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus.

They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general’s body between any two points he chose.

The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000.

The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked away with a check $960,000.

Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third as to the additional bonus check.

When the third general was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, “from the tip of my penis, to the bottom of my testicles.”

The pension man said that would be fine, but he’d better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring.

The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop his pants…he did…. The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general’s penis and began to work back.

“My God!” he said, “where are your testicles?!”

The general replied, “Back in Nam!”

from tikiwebgroup.com

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large banana or small keyboard

I’m going to fuck you…hard

happy girl

Garfield – ZALGO

father and daughter funeral

Gasworks Park

An old, unused gas plant has been turned into a city park, looking over to the center of Seattle.

Bey-Z

Jayoncé?

R’lyeh

Screw You Comcast

Anyone else have this problem? A bunch of crap is what it is!

One of these girls is bored

Gharial

Gavial
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Mund auf – Augen zu

Gina D’Orio and Annika Trost

A fly in your beer?

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the head.

The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.

The Scotsman fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing happened.

The Irishman also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it out over the beer and yells, ‘Spit it out! Spit it out, you bastard!”

via The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink….

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Red vs Blue

Raiders Fans

The Greatest.

The Doctor

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentino_Rossi

Dragon Tale from the Past

Art by Xtron

Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Comic Book

“In anticipation of the sequel to the groundbreaking game, WildStorm brings you a no-holds-barred, brutal tale of the mysterious Task Force 141 soldier known as “Ghost“. Learning the motivation behind his mask and moniker is the tip of the iceberg in a story spanning the globe from the United Kingdom to war-torn Afghanistan to the drug war in Mexico. Believe us, this will be talked about for years to come! Award-winning creator David Lapham (YOUNG LIARS, Stray Bullets) is joined by artist Kevin West in a shattering 6-issue tour-de-force epic! Retailers please note: This issue will ship with two covers. For every 10 copies of the Standard Edition (with a cover by Federico Dallocchio), retailers may order one copy of the Variant Edition (with a video game cover). Please see the Previews Order Form for more information. Written by David Lapham Art by Kevin West, Cover by Federico Dallocchio. Variant cover features video game art. On sale November 11 o 1 of 6 o 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US o MATURE READERS”

Very badass comic art.

My shoes

Decided to post pics of my shoes too.

The Truth, Even When It Hurts

NFL Fans

Next Theme Day – Video Games

For the next theme day, which will be october 1st, 2009 you should submit images related to you most favorite video games ever.  bonus if it’s NSFW, super bonus if it’s high resolution.

thanks to @TrikYodz for the suggestion.

Halo 3 – ODST Drop Date

oh guess what I’m going to be playing?

Lily Langtree at Judge Roy Bean’s Saloon/Court

Sometimes, a man’s only friend

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We need a virgin…Stat!

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Sword Duel

iamgreen Celphone Poster

This poster is kind of ugly.

The Twilight Cake

In the name of womanhood, we’d like you to return your ovaries now, please.

The Xtacles

Amazing show full of win that never saw more than two episodes. How AS canned this yet kept Tim and Eric for four seasons is beyond me…

Lots and lots!

Available at a grocery store in England near you!

Fourth of July

Albino Squirrel

This little guy used to live on campus at my school, but then he got eated up by a hawk.

The boys get acquainted

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1924

For a carfull of crap