Ghillie Suit

Magic:thegathering + Jones Soda= Awesome?

I’ve been playing magic for like 5 years, and drinking soda for, well less than that.

But i saw this on the adv. to the left of the blogroll, and was amazed.

Dora Loves Puppies

There is a Dora inflatable at my work as part of a promotion. However, over time it began to deflate causing it to tip over and look incredibly inappropriate.

Bearded Collie

My bearded collie, Benson laying in our yard…

Silent Witnesses

Art by Hoevelkamp
DevianArt.com

“As an asteroid hit the moon of this world, the moon was badly damaged. And the only witnesses to this event are the heads. No one knows who built them, no one knows what they mean…”

Thx for Malta Soron tip!

Crop circle mystery solved.

Abstract Red Banner

New Zealand has Balls

New Zealand put a bunch of giant cancerous tumors representing Breast Cancer Awareness Month on the streets to raise awareness. All I see is balls. Can’t wait to see what they do for Prostate Cancer Awareness Month.

Nice Ferrari

I want one? 🙂

Haters Gonna Hate

Even More Parker Tikis

Untitled, Skeleton Warrior, Warthog Rider

Tom Waits for No One

Anna Karina

From the Jean-Luc Godard flick Vivre Sa Vie.

V für Völkerball

Spot the Rider

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Yeah, I know, hardly Where’s Waldo? level of difficulty.

Brrrrrrzzzzz

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Rappers and the Gay Nineties

Vintage Ads: Rappers
Vintage Ads: Gay Nineties Fruit Cakes

Carl Brutananadilewski Wallpaper

Mariscos from the outside

www.flickr.com/photos/leoregnier69/3944621397

Mouth Party

Mouth Party Caramels. A Local Treat.

“A Transcendent Experience In Caramel”

Of course.

Sexual favor fail

Say Cheese

We were all thinking this, right?

Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell

I only played the first one, but it was so much fun! May buy Splinter Cell: Conviction when it comes out. Solid Snake VS Sam Fisher would be one hell of a showdown. Sam Fisher is voiced by Michael Ironside, which is awesome too.

The second to last (7th) realistic looking wallpaper is a deviantART by igotgame1075.

Moai Statue, Miyazaki, Japan

So I was watching Heugsuseon (2001) aka The Last Witness and stumbled across this image. Low and behold I Googled a bit more for some picturesque shots.

For more images: www.flickr.com/search/?s=int&w=all&q=moai+Miyazaki%2C+japan&m=text

YOU MAKE HOMER MAD….

HOMER CRUSH YOU!!!

Atheist Holiday

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the Upcoming Easter and
Passover days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case
against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The
argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized
days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the
passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel
declaring,”Case dismissed!”

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the Ruling , “Your honor, how
can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas,
Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah,
yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..”

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Your client,
counsel, is woefully ignorant.”

The lawyer said, “Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance
or holiday for atheists.”

The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm
14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, it is
the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God,
then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.. Court is
adjourned.

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‘Leon’ artwork

AKA The Professional

All from deviantart.com

Mario LSD trip

Click the link for the trip. It’s highly NSFW.
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An AWESOME dog!

This is my dog buck. We named him after Buck from Jack London’s “The Call of the Wild” because he is totally kick ass. One time when my 7 yr old cousin was walking with him, a stray German Shepherd tried to attack her. Buck kicked that dog’s ass and saved my cousin’s face from getting mauled. He’s been with me since I was six years old, but he is over 13 years old now and has pancreatic cancer. Unfortunately, he is in a lot of pain and has to be put down. I’m going to miss him.

Butterflies

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Anyone know the name of these beauties?

It’s a table

ODDEE

The Body and the Blood

Moronail

Itty Bitty Baby

Itty Bitty Boat

skin color vs. development

First pic shows skin color variations, second is the UN’s report on human development see it here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index

and …..fight.

Balinese Cremation

www.flickr.com/photos/peopea/3963157943

The bodies after long preparation are put inside wooden bulls. The bulls burn for a long time. The ashes are then thrown into the sea or a river.

scream

I know the feeling!

My Drunkenness – A Bottlecap story

Sadly, the kegs have no memorabilia but the near-drowning in rugby house kegstands. Bottle tabs are… just… well, boring. So this is all I have.

*teardrop* It’s so beautiful. I miss Canadian beer so much.

Modern Warfare 2

Storm the White House in a war torn Washington DC?

HELL YES, PLEASE.

James Montgomery Flagg Makes His Move

~1910

The Same Color Illusion = Mind Fuck

APOD

Explanation: Are square A and B the same color? They are. Are too. To verify this, click here to see them connected. The above illusion, called the same color illusion, illustrates that purely human observations in science may be ambiguous or inaccurate. Even such a seemingly direct perception as relative color. Similar illusions exist on the sky, such as the size of the Moon near the horizon, or the apparent shapes of astronomical objects. The advent of automated, reproducible, measuring devices such as CCDs have made science in general and astronomy in particular less prone to, but not free of, human-biased illusions.

I didn’t know our brain messed with us like this until this was posted.

Make-Over for our Leaders

Ahmadinejad
Brown
Gaddafi
Putin
…and of course
Obama.
DCP: Politicians With Makeup

Police Road Block

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said “lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a poll-ice roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!”

“Don’t worry, Bubba”, Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.”

“What fer?” asked Bubba.

“Just let me do the talkin’, OK?” said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “You boys been drinkin’?”

“No, sir”, said Earl. “We’s on the patch!”

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Loooooongcat

Candy Cross

I found these at the dollar store today. I’m not sure what’s a bigger affront to your lord, these things, or easter.

Sweet Artwork

Imaginary Flight
Minerva Okagriddle
Homeless Robot
Hitmom

By Sam Nielson, my new favourite artist.

mighty omelet

12 eggs 16 sausages 6 bacon rashers a block of cheese peas and a block of cheese

Lady Envy and Seguleh

Three of them is enough.

Taggings

From picturesonwalls.com

My summer job

Working as a naturalist for the Maryland Department of Natural Resources.

Camping, whitewater rafting, fishing, hiking, outdoor education, and a LOT of beer.

Ocean City, Maryland

OCMD in offseason