batman haircut

batman – worlds greatest detective

who is jeff goldblum

this was supposed to be the future

this must be what going mad feels like

the emperor protects premium latex condoms

stormy at nasa

Painting the Convent room

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

“Who is it?” calls one of the nuns.

“Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and decide that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room.

They open the door.

“Nice boobs,” says the man. “Where do you want these blinds?”

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not every boy dreams of being a marine

Obama Wet Dream

WTF?

Robbie Williams

Click me

For your country’s sake today

I did a little colouring with Photoshop.

Another Insect and Water Pic

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A projection of balconies

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Show Us Your ta-tas

Best of what I found these at www.savethetatas.com for breast cancer awareness, etc.

Charles Edward Cheese

US Military Welfare Queens

I do not endorse the opinions present on this picture. I just thought it was pretty funny.

Mastodon

Magic eye

Read the hidden message.

T-Rex trophy

No wonder they went extinct!

Mechs are a GirlsBestFriend

Art by Transfuse
DevianArt.com

That’s a lotta beer

Funny T-shirt artwork

Source: www.makemymood.com/2009/10/08/tshirt-design/

My new bike and alien dog

So I was taking a picture of my new bike, minding my own business, and I swear, my dog wasn’t even there when I took the picture…

I got the pics on the computer and notice her there…you can see in her eyes that she’s alien.

Skull And Crossbones Pillow

Product Page (£14.99 or $31[only available in the UK])

Those are MY shoes You are a dog give them back they don’t even fit

Oldie but goodie. Spawned a meme, which, as is the case with all memes, spawned 10 really good jokes and approximately 82,000 absolutely awful ones.

Percent of Pie Chart Which Resembles Pac-Man

Pie Chart. Pac-Man. Nothing else to say.

The Berlin Reunion

Boston.com
Wut?

That’s right. Kneel down before them.

B@by

Lego Recreations

I’m not sure whether to laugh or be impressed with his artistic skills.

PSP Go

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn?

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!?!

In The Event Of A Zombie Attack

A nail’s life

Well I’m impressed anyway.

izismile.com/2009/06/30/nails_life_38_pics.html

Ghillie Suit

Magic:thegathering + Jones Soda= Awesome?

I’ve been playing magic for like 5 years, and drinking soda for, well less than that.

But i saw this on the adv. to the left of the blogroll, and was amazed.

Dora Loves Puppies

There is a Dora inflatable at my work as part of a promotion. However, over time it began to deflate causing it to tip over and look incredibly inappropriate.

Bearded Collie

My bearded collie, Benson laying in our yard…

Silent Witnesses

Art by Hoevelkamp
DevianArt.com

“As an asteroid hit the moon of this world, the moon was badly damaged. And the only witnesses to this event are the heads. No one knows who built them, no one knows what they mean…”

Thx for Malta Soron tip!

Crop circle mystery solved.

Abstract Red Banner

New Zealand has Balls

New Zealand put a bunch of giant cancerous tumors representing Breast Cancer Awareness Month on the streets to raise awareness. All I see is balls. Can’t wait to see what they do for Prostate Cancer Awareness Month.

Nice Ferrari

I want one? 🙂

Haters Gonna Hate

Even More Parker Tikis

Untitled, Skeleton Warrior, Warthog Rider

Tom Waits for No One

Anna Karina

From the Jean-Luc Godard flick Vivre Sa Vie.

V für Völkerball

Spot the Rider

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Yeah, I know, hardly Where’s Waldo? level of difficulty.