Water Droplets

Macro water droplet shots.

One nation under Cthulu

Epic version of this image: www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/10/18/one-nation-under-god/

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

Sequel, Movie, Badass

Seven Samurai Movie Poster

Seven Samurai Movie Poster: Awesomeness Incarnate

Drop boxin the box of DROP BOX

Have you tried dropbox yet?

I have a portable version of it on my work computer, a copy on my home server, a copy on my desktop computer at home, and a copy on my laptop.  If I’m at work and I want my server at home to download a torrent, I just throw the torrent into my dropbox, where utorrent is monitoring it.  By the time I get home, bam, the file is done and ready.

This is also good for when I’m on my laptop serfing the interets and I find an image that I want to post to MCS.  I save it to the dropbox, and then later on when I’m at my desktop (and a little more sober) I’m able to post that image.

Or even better, when I’m at work, and I have dropbox installed to a usb drive, so none of my filthy porn important documents are ever on the hard drive, and I have access to all the files that are most important to me.

For each referral to dropbox, you get an extra 250 megs of space, up to a total of 5 gigs in your account.  I need that space for porn important things.  Please sign up and install dropbox today.  Your mind will be BLOWN.

Sexy Witch Art

Don’t do it

in case you were considering it

don’t

Mad Photographer

This guy built his camera out of trash, literally. Yes, it actually worked, and he took some amazing photos with it. Can’t remember his name, though.

Prancin’ aboot with your head full of eyeballs

GIMMEH YOUR EYES

I want to live in a world

where I can enjoy this but also have a 10MB connection.

Photo by purple banana. I know it’s amateurish but I was the one who put it together and I do like tropical fruits and robots, so it’s cool.

Assassins Creed 2

Just watched the Dev Diary on the combat of this game and it simply looks amazing. Dunno if I will be picking this one up.

Fun fact

Borderlands Wallpapers

Got tired of looking for a full body shot of the suicidally generic grunt-mascot Gary of Borderlands, so I found a video and made wallpapers. Anyone know where some high-res ones are?

Sad Panda

The RIghs

My former band, good guys, but the guitarist is a firm believer in wearing makeup on stage. I am the chunky dude with the mandolin and then banjo

Snow White Ad

I couldn’t find a bigger copy of this. :0(

Football

Babies

Found somewhere on teh internets ages ago. Funny

Childhood’s End

1x.com/photos/latest-additions/28288/

Trillian and Marvin

Zooey Deschanel in hot pants.. mmmm.

second opinion

A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.

The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog’s body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog’s body and finally looks at the vet and meows.

The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too.”

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, “$350.”

“$350 to tell me my dog is dead?!” exclaims the man.

“Well,” the vet replies, “I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $300 was for the cat scan.”

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Fallen angel

Wet

Played the demo. I hate the gameplay, but definitely gets big points for story, style and pulp. Very badass and fun fighting enemies with blood all over her face in artsy pulp mode.

More flying cars!

One of these is a hoax.

Female Cranial Fillet

blone bimbo

Sell Your Soul

To ME!!

Jesus laughs at casemeths

she_lives_in_the_clouds_by_cloud_room

72063 and Associates

factory interior

Halloween

When you need an excuse to dress like a complete whore.

Wrapping Presents (With a Cat)

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.

2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door.

3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe.

4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.

5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.

6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc.

7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.

8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit, and collect string.

9. Remove present from bag.

10. Remove cat from bag.

11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.

12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.

13. Cut the paper to size, trying to keep the cutting line straight.

14. Throw away first sheet because cat tried to chase the scissors and tore paper.

15. Cut second sheet of paper to size by putting cat in the bag the present came out of.

16. Place present on cut-to-size paper.

17. Lift up edges of paper to seal in present, wonder why edges now don’t reach, and find cat between present and paper. Remove cat and retry.

18. Place object on paper, to hold in place, while cutting transparent sticky tape.

19. Spend next 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky tape from cat with pair of nail scissors.

20. Seal paper down with transparent sticky tape, making corners as neat as possible.

21. Look for roll of ribbon; chase cat down hall and retrieve ribbon.

22. Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.

23. Re-roll up ribbon and remove paper that is now torn, due to cat’s enthusiasm in chasing ribbon end.

24. Repeat steps 12-22 until down to last sheet of paper.

25. Decide to skip steps 12-16 in order to save time and reduce risk of losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that you know is right size for sheet of paper.

26. Put present in box, and tie down with string.

27. Remove string, open box and remove cat.

28. Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for lockable room.

29. Once inside room, lock door and start to re-lay out packing materials.

30. Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat outside door, close door and re-lock.

31. Lay out last sheet of paper. (Admittedly this is difficult in the small area of the toilet, but try your best!)

32. Seal box, wrap with paper and start repairs by very carefully sealing down tears with transparent sticky tape. Now tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst affected areas.

33. Label, then sit back and admire your handiwork, congratulating yourself on making good of a bad job.

34. Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed cat.

35. Spend next 15 minutes looking for cat, before coming to obvious conclusion.

36. Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.

37. Retrieve all discarded sheets of wrapping paper, feed cat and retire to lockable room for last attempt, making certain you are alone and the door is locked.

38. At time of handing over present, smile sweetly at receiver’s face, as they try and hide their contempt at being handed such a badly wrapped present.

39. Swear to yourself that next year, you will get the store to wrap the darn thing for you.

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Mind = Blown

Super Heroes in WW2

From an artist at deviantART by the name of toyib.

Megan McCain.

I almost voted for her dad because of this.

Almost.

Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup Champions Logo

I know it’s late, but it’s still a great day for hockey. Here’s hoping for a repeat.

A Busload of Homeland Security

X-Rays Photography By Nick Veasey
www.dailyartpress.com/2009/10/x-rays-photography-by-nick-veasey.html

mystic meg irony

even tho it’s me, I still think it’s funny

Skycar!

The Future is now!

Skycar website
www.moller.com/skycar.htm

Skycar Rescue video!
www.moller.com/video1.htm

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Moronail
I don't know if it's true, but I was told (when I was a kid) that this was the longest word in the English language. I assume that doesn't include scientific or place names.

One Nation Under God?

SHORTPACKED!

This simple phrase, added to the pledge of allegiance over 50 years ago has been the source of unbelievable debate and heated controversy. Likewise, the phrase ‘In God We Trust’ on our currency has been targeted and continues to be attacked as improper and politically incorrect. Lawsuits have been filed and legal minds employed to ascertain whether such statements violate the concept of ‘separation of church and state’.

As this debate continues, some so called experts have implied or concluded that our Founding Fathers and Patriots were not religious. These secular champions, in an effort to further their own causes, have even painted these great men and women from our history as being devoid of religious passions or even a belief in God. This is a part of their strategy to remove any discussion of God from the public forum.

Jon McNaughton would like to set the record straight.

These men and women were passionately religious and saw the hand of God all around them. To God they gave Thanks for His Hand in the founding of this great nation. To Him, according to their own testimony, they turned for wisdom and strength when life and liberty hung in the balance. Certainly the debate on separation of church and state will continue. But no one can dispute how our Founding Fathers and Patriots felt about God. The record is clear!

‘One Nation Under God’ is Jon McNaughton’s witness and reminder that those who went before us knew from whence their blessings came!
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Beautiful Autumn Leaves

All wallpaper size, yay!

Paper Faces

www.bertsimons.nl

How most women choose their Halloween costume

From Maxim.com

Goofy frog

www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/10/13/pretty-frog/

Midnight Madness

Daniel Ilabaca – star of Chemical Brothers’ video for Midnight Madness. Shot during a break in filming.

Jew Running

Sad Goat

Dating/Mating/Relating

How to solicit sex with sign language.

Red Sonja Cover Art