Rolex and Timex

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

‘HELLLOOOOOOO , answered the blond. ‘They’re watch dogs!”

via Thur Jan 14 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit.

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Something for balance

The short arm of the law

Krishna Arjuna

Shrooooooom!!!!!!!!

From TrustyRussTees

Avatar Noses

Anyone Else realised, that the noses of weaver’s avatar was human while the nose of worthington’s avatar is (at least later in the movie) na’vi-ish?

Is his nose human in the beginning and he got it broken or something?

sources:
worthington: www.indiemoviesonline.com
weaver: screencrave.com

To Tiki: Wanted to Upload on Internet-D, but i couldn’t upload more than one picture there.

Websites Described As Food

Elvis Presley Being Discharged From The Army

March 5. 1960

Mee Do Tuna

I was going through some old pics and found one of a shop I found in Korea.

Asian girl

Danger

anatidaephobia

NanoPutians

pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/jo0349227?journalCode=joceah

Sexy Molecules

pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/ic0352250

Eths

Two pictures of the band Eths and one of its vocalist, Candice Clot. They’re a metalcore/nu metal band from Marseille and bloody awesome. I saw them live this summer 😀
Eths has published two albums. Here’s the opening track from their latest album:

Elephant Balancing Act

Unleash your Lego

Charlize Theron Aeon Flux Promo

Fencing And Savate; France, C. 1920

This undated French postcard features a ‘salle de jeux et d’escrime’ gym and fencing salle of the Pensionnat de l’Ecole Moyenne de l’Etat in Visé. In the foreground, a pair of boys practices the kicks of la boxe française or savate. Another pair, in the background, is engaging in the boxing aspects of that game.

To the left, a pair of boys poses with fencing sabers, while behind them, two older boys are taking a picture-perfect en guarde position with foils. Other boys, seated, are waiting for their turn holding fencing foils.

The doctor meets a delorean

Music

Avatar = Pocahontas

R.I.P. Zilda Arns

Zilda Arns was killed by the Haiti earthquake of 12 January 2010 in Port-au-Prince, where she was carrying humanitarian activities.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zilda_Arns

Can you chip in to hold Ted Kennedy’s seat and pass real health care reform?

Martha Coakley is the Democratic nominee to fill Senator Ted Kennedy’s seat. She is currently the Attorney General of Massachusetts and has championed working people by going after the irresponsible lenders who caused the foreclosure crisis. Coakley is a strong supporter of the public option and was endorsed by the Kennedy family. But with national Republicans focusing on this race, she needs our help. Can you chip in? (FEC ID: C00466573)

via MoveOn.org Political Action: Can you chip in to hold Ted Kennedy’s seat and pass real health care reform?.

Oh man, I donated $5, cause that’s all I have, but she’s a cougar, right?

Taxman Fever

From Zazzle

Haitian Presidential Palace Before/After Earthquake

After photos from www.vancouversun.com/news/Earthquake+pictures+accounts+roll+from+devastated+Haiti/2433688/story.html

Alarmed Door

Sign on door reads, “This Door Is Alarmed.”
Hand-written paper posted underneath reads, “What startled it?”

Dita on all fours

Hells Angels:The Strange And Terrible Saga Of The Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs

By Hunter S. Thomas

Perhaps I will read this next.

Joe Chemo

Diablo

Created by Sandara @ deviantart

Types Of Internet Browser Users.

Brotherhood of the Blood

Founded in1416 in Perpignan, France to assist and accompany the condemned to execution.

Ok Ethel, You’re On Point.

Daybreakers

A Vampire Dystopia movie. Did not see that coming. I want to see this.

Spock’s Hair Stylist

He has one, too.

Digging Out

Quit complaining about all the snow, you whiners.

Lost: The Last Supper

Chevy Chevelle SS 1971

I wants!

New York City Render Wallpaper

I’m with CoCo

so how about you?  what do you think?  should we support Conan or the manchild that is Leno?

Approach of the panhandler

www.flickr.com/photos/sharman/10410932

Spock’s Car s

This is the side view of Spock’s car. Not his, just the same year and model.

I just love you

*sniff*

Broke Black Golfer

Broke Black Golfer – Should be a thriller

Happy Turtle is Happy

Stealth Bomber Mid Air Refueling

Fill Her Up I Gots More Bombs To Drop

Stop using “win” and “fail”

Project Baker Hydrogen Bomb Test

Bikini Attoll

Ranult and Ford’s New Car

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the ‘Clitaurus. It comes in pink, with or without fur on the dash, and the average male thief won’t be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

via Tues Jan 12 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit.

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