Emma Watson

darth vader’s new girlfriend

cat eating corn on the cob

barrett 50 caliber rifle

now you’re thinking with portals

redneck on death row

There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, “Shoot me right in the head.” Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, “Just hang me.” Snap! he was dead.

Then the Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.” They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing.

The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said, “Give me another one of those shots,” so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally the warden said, “What’s wrong with you?” The Redneck replied, “You guys are so stupid….. I’m wearing a condom.”

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mickey mouse face paint

jessica simpson photographer

humorous flying disk for strong dogs

glass balcony

evolution of music

Dexter Eats Some Meat

cliff overhang picture spot

anna paquin

zoloft 50mg

the game – the first season (you just lost)

spiderdeath

sausage girl

uss enterprise dog

pool room

Obama money

Why not? he won a nobel prize.

Sexy Air Yoga

Source

John and the David

are discussing your porn collection.

Moritz Bleibtreu

An amazing German actor. The first three photos are from “Das Experiment”, the film is inspired by the Stanford prison experiment, and “Der Baader Meinhof Komplex” which is about the crimes of a German terrorist group during the 60s and 70s.

Retro Anti-Gravitiy Fanatics

Heath Ledger

just took a photo of you.

Carol and her sister

Washing her feet and saying goodbye.

Pim and Francie

Viggo Mortensen

The first photo is from 1980. The older he gets, the more handsome he becomes so we’re obviously dealing with a sorcerer here.

suspected thief

A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory. There had been a lot of thefts by the workers on the night shift, and so every morning when the night shift workers passed through his gate it was his job to check their bags and pockets to make sure that nothing was being stolen.

Things were going along very well the first night on the job until a man pushing a wheelbarrow of newspaper came through his gate. Aha, he thought, that man thinks he can cover up what he is stealing with that newspaper. So he removed the paper only to find nothing. Still he felt that the man was acting strangely, so he questioned him about the paper.

“I get a little extra money from newspapers I recycle, so I go into the lunchroom and pick up all the ones people have thrown away.” The guard let him pass, but decided to keep a close eye on him. The next night it was the same, and the night after that. Week after week it went on. The same guy would push the wheelbarrow of newspapers past the guard’s checkpoint. The guard would always check and find nothing.

Then one night, about a year later, the guard reported for work only to find a message had been left for him telling him to report to his supervisor. He walked into the supervisor’s office and before he could say a word, the boss said, “You’re fired!”

“Fired?” he asked in total surprise. “Why? What did I do?”

“It was your job to make sure that no one stole anything from this plant and you have failed. So you’re fired.”

“Wait a minute, what do you mean failed. Nobody ever stole anything from this place while I was on guard.”

“Oh, really,” the boss answered. “Then how do you account for the fact that there are over 250 wheelbarrows missing?”

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Peaceful Graffiti Artist

gets attacked by mad lady.

David Cronenberg

“Censors tend to do what only psychotics do: they confuse reality with illusion.”

What they may look like in the year 2000

“At 40 he will have aged gracefully and will have a handsome, more mature look.”

I Must Be the Devil

Chewwy Makes 2nd Base

Safari Gone Wrong

Unless you’re the elephant.

Natural Wool

Keeping your ass warm since 1856.

Hanging Baby

That’s one way to do it I suppose.

No Mints

…bu can we interest you in a condom? I can imagine why one would need both for similar purposes.

A man and His Dog

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No Swimming in the House!

My Little Pony…is a little different

The eyes are the groin of the head

My pun’kin this Hallow’s Eve. The unmistakable Dwight K. Schrute.

The Many Faces of Derrick Zoolander

L4D2 Raging

I suggest you all install steam, and download left for dead 2 demo…

I will teach you how to rage/spam/TK/force TK/grief.

If enough people are interested, I’ll get a steam group going.

Explanation of the screen shot:

On expert mode, your bullets do normal damage to team mates, instead of severely less damage than on the other modes.

You can easily incapacitate your 3 team mates in a matter of seconds.

Make sure you do this at a time when no zombies are around, so that you have no distractions.

What I also like about left for dead 2, is the fact that characters laugh – meaning, you hit z or x, and it brings up a menu – with about 8 or so on each.

One of them is “laugh” – and it’s perfect when you’re team mates are all on the ground, basically yelling “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”.

I will try to get fraps to work with audio and upload some videos as an example.

For now I leave you with this screen shot – 3 team mates lying helpless, with me laughing – and as you can see, I got votekicked because of it.

Magic Hat Circus Boy in a mug

mmm, hefeweizen

Atornilladas

José R. Frontado: Atornilladas

The Art of Invisibility

ODDEE: 12 Amazing Photos of Urban Camouflage

Hockey Wives

Sharlene Sydor, Willa Ford, and Anne-Marie Morrow

Wives of Daryl Sydor, Mike Modano, and Brenden Morrow.

Anne-Marie is also the daughter of THE Guy Carbonneau.

St. Barbie

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