Giant African Pouch Rat

Space Jam

Dexter just watched you masturbate.

Dexter is no longer able to control his urges.

Some green and white suff

Blues Brothers Trollin’.

Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’…

The Winking Sales Man

82. A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.

‘Looking at your sum, I can see that you’re more than qualified, says the interviewer. ‘Unfortunately, we can’t have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can’t hire you.

‘But wait, says the man. ‘If I take two aspirin, I stop winking.

‘Then show me, replies the interviewer.

So the guy reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in all different shapes, sizes, and colors before finally finding a packet of aspirin. He pops the pills and immediately stops winking.

‘It’s great you stopped winking, says the interviewer, ‘but we can’t have our salesmen womanizing all over the country.

‘What do you mean? asks the man. ‘I’m happily married.

‘How do you explain all the condoms? asks the interviewer.

‘Oh, that, sighs the man. ‘Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?

esto…

esta in espanol quando no estas mirando.

Pixies Concert

Pixies concert at DAR Constitution Hall, Dec 1, 2009. It’s the Doolittle 20-year anniversary tour, and they did the whole album in order. I sat in the 5th row center.

1. Black Francis in the center, Joey Santiago far left.
2. First bow before the 2 encores
3. Kim Deal is Gigantic (that’s what they were playing for that pic).

Stupid lamb

Some lady abstract

Fractals

Winter

Cool Bookends

For a moment I wish I had these at work, then I remembered books suck and the bookmarks should be used without them, they’re still epic anyway.

~The disgruntled puertorican librarian.

FF S???

Some of the images I made for my FFS: The Journey story:

dreths.blogspot.com/2009/11/ffs-journey.html

Batman Began

sonluc.deviantart.com/

Evolution of the Cylon

Not sure of the original source, I saw it posted on Veronica Belmont’s facebook page. I’m assuming somewhere on the official SyFy website with all the tags.

Lockheed Plant during World War II

This is a version of special effects during the 1940’s.
During World War II the Army Corps of Engineers needed to hide the Lockheed Burbank Aircraft Plant to protect it from a possible Japanese air attack. They covered it with camouflage netting to make it look like a rural subdivision from the air.

RSM-56_Bulava

A russian submarine launched ICBM launched from above the Barents malfunctioned and blew up in its early stages
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSM-56_Bulava#2009

Pictures from:
www.nrk.no/nyheter/distrikt/troms_og_finnmark/1.6902392?index=false#image-gallery-content

Story from:
science.slashdot.org/story/09/12/09/1939214/Gigantic-Spiral-of-Light-Observed-Over-Norway-Rocket-To-Blame

Id highly recommend reading the /. comments for more information.

I know what you’re planning

www.flickr.com/photos/peetneet/467164397

Life On My Knees

Fit Madonna

Reviewing the Troops

Obama does not approve.

She needs larger breasts

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.

One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. The husband comes up with a suggestion. ‘If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. ‘How long will this take? she asks.

‘They’ll grow slightly larger every day over a period of years, he replies.
The wife stops. ‘Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?

The husband shrugs. ‘Why not, it worked for your butt, didn’t it?

Cover

Cover your projectile vomit.

Squirrel Duel

Coca-Cola

Fuck pepsi.

Be-200

“The Beriev Be-200 Altair is a multipurpose amphibious aircraft designed by the Beriev Aircraft Company and manufactured by Irkut. Marketed as being designed for fire fighting, search and rescue, maritime patrol, cargo and passenger transportation, it has a capacity of 12 tonnes (12,000 litres) of water, or up to 72 passengers.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beriev_Be-200
Na minha opinião, um dos melhores, mais flexíveis, aviões produzidos atualmente… Como a Embraer não aproveitou a chance, por que vocês (Bombardier não!* 😉 ) não produzem aqui, no “mundo certo”???
Atk
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_415

Aurora boreal

Explanation: While enjoying the spaceweather on a gorgeous summer evening in mid-July, astronomer Philippe Moussette captured this colorful fish-eye lens view looking north from the Observatoire Mont Cosmos, Quebec, Canada, planet Earth. In the foreground, lights along the northern horizon give an orange cast to the low clouds. But far above the clouds, at altitudes of 100 kilometers or more, are alluring green and purple hues of the aurora borealis or northern lights, a glow powered by energetic particles at the edge of space. In the background are familiar stars of the northern sky. In particular, that famous celestial kitchen utensil, the Big Dipper (left), and the W-shaped constellation Cassiopeia (right) are easy to spot. Then, just follow the pointer stars of the Big Dipper to Polaris, perhaps the most famous northern light of all.
antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap040730.html
@dieA
Eu nunca ví, mas, além da física, deve ser bonito! Mas a beleza estética não exclui a beleza da física!!!
Atk

Ten Canoes

Training Hdqts. for Joe Frazier

Party Cat

Party Cat Full Series

Red leaf

HDR

The sky and boat one was found on deviant art,
the last one was an attempt by me.

Ride Through Aquarium

Flamingo Invasion! Ruuun!!

Got Ur Balls!

Pizza Fail

Mile 13

Power girl

The Green Hornet

With Bruce Lee as Kato

I Love All Of You

1 – Comment rating is now members only.  you don’t have to be MCS+, but you do need to be logged in.  this is because of performance issues only.

2 – most importantly, I LOVE YOU GUYS.  all of you.  even the racist stupid pieces of shit that inspire hatred and ignorance.  you’re all a part of MCS and I love you guys.  continue to do what you do, just don’t be dicks about it.

3 – I hate vodka, but that’s all I have tonight.  last night I tried to drink a cup of it with the normal ratio of alcohol / water that I do with whiskey, and I ended up puking for an hour straight, so tonight, I’m trying it at 1/2 strength.  ugh.

4 – I need more whiskey.  I’ll touch on this later.  Oh hey, you know what I haven’t done in forever?  Links to internet-d!  You should join all the cool people over there that are talking about serious issues, like:

• Native language shapes the melody of a newborn baby’s cry at Nerdshit tiki god
• The Smallest Snowman nyokki
• Is Obama Scrooge? nyokki
• Matrix: Lego Style nyokki
• People of Walmart nyokki
• Must See: District 13: Ultimatum Puulaahi
• DARPA’s Red Balloons nyokki
• Tea Parties – The Documentary nyokki
• NBC, Comcast and Hulu? nyokki
• NY State Senator Diane Savino on the marriage equality bill tiki god

Babies learning to talk before they’re born, small nano snowmen, obama being (falsely) accused of being a scrooge, matrix in lego, people in walmart, darpa’s red balls, HULU was sold to comcast, and a big titty Senator talking about gay people.

Trust me, she’s got huge tits, but it’s safe for work, so you should watch her video.

Leaves

Women of Red Alert

Croc eye

Catherine bell

The boys are back in town

www.flickr.com/photos/8505789@N03/3390189239

Airship – I

“Also, if anyone has an airship I can borrow, I’d be much obliged.”
I have, but only 93…
Atk

Best system

Tim Kreider

www.thepaincomics.com/

Frog tripping balls

Shatner shoop