BRB getting beer
Just wanted to let you know that I’ll be right back, I’m just stepping out to get some beer.
brb guys.
Gimme That Xtian Side Hug
Tags:Humor, Religion, WTF
Repent. Hell awaits you!
www.yaledailynews.com/news/university-news/2009/12/04/evangelist-causes-stir/
Another repost?
Jeff Beck`s “Truth” album cover Epic Records 1968
Someone has got to know who painted this cover (No,it was not René Magritte.That was on the album “Beck-ola”.)Impress the hell out of me and find an answer!
Nasa Laser
NASA Goddard’s Laser Ranging Facility hits the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter in stride 28 times per second across a quarter million miles of space
Intel 48 Core Processor.
Tags:Awesome Things, Computers, Technology
“The machine will be capable of understanding the world around them much as humans do,” Rattner said. “They will see and hear and probably speak and do a number of other things that resemble human-like capabilities, and will demand as a result very (powerful) computing capability.”
My QX6700 is jealous.
Snowflakes
Tags:Awesome Things, Nature, Wallpaper
Squirrells
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals
Going Home Early
Is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.
Teacher: ‘Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today.
Little Johnny says to himself ‘Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart
and will answer the question.
Teacher: ‘Who said ˜Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, ‘Abraham Lincoln.
Teacher: ‘That’s right Susie, you can go home.
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: ‘Who said ˜I Have a Dream˜?
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, ‘Martin Luther King.
Teacher: ‘That’s right Mary, you can go.
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: ‘Who said Ask not, what your country can do for you’?
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, ‘John F. Kennedy.
Teacher: ‘That’s right Nancy , you may also leave.
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, ‘I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!
The teacher turns around: ‘NOW WHO SAID THAT?
Johnny: ‘TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?
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Nuclear Reactor Cooling Towers.
Tags:Science!, Technology
Iphone 3GS Supreme
10 months in the making , the whole casing was created with 271 grams of 22ct solid gold . The front bezel houses 136 flawless diamonds colour F ,which total to a massive 68 cts . The rear logo in solid gold has 53 flawless diamonds amounting to 1ct and the front navigation button is home to a single cut very rare diamond at 7.1 cts. The chest which houses this unique handset is made from a single block of Granite , in Kashmir gold with the inner lined with Nubuck top grain leather , which weight is a massive 7kg. The MSRP is 3 million USD, or Two Bugatti Veyrons. Also posted is the box that it comes in which i can assume is made out of the pyramids of giza and bald eagles.
Proposed Wing-Suit for US Military
Tags:Awesome Things, Military, Technology
I want one.
Zombie Disney characters
Tags:Awesome Things, Pocahontas, Zombies
From left to right Belle, Aladdin, Jasmin, Mulan, Cinderella, Ariel, Esmeralda, Pocahontas and Alice.
Calvin and Hobbes Christmas Wallpaper
Tags:Awesome Things, Comic Books, X-Mas
Tiger
Tags:Gaming, Humor, Motivational Posters, Sports
You can keep your trophies
Kwanza – What the hell is it?
Tags:Humor, Television, Wallpaper, X-Mas
Star Wars cosplayers
Tags:Awesome Things, Cosplay, Star Wars
I have a GOOD feeling about this.
Stargate ship
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Television, Wallpaper
Color bars
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
You now have that sound in your head.
You’re welcome.
Lexa Doig
The hottest Sci-Fi babe of all time. She actually married Michael Shanks from Stargate SG-1. Can we say Nom Nom?
X-Planes
Tags:Awesome Things, NASA, Space
A collection of NASA’s research aircraft on the ramp at the Dryden Flight Research Center in July 1997: X-31, F-15 ACTIVE, SR-71, F-106, F-16XL Ship #2, X-38, Radio Controlled Mothership and X-36.
HAIL SONIC!!!
Tags:Dark Humor, Gaming, Wallpaper, WTF
commie walls
Tags:Politics, Wallpaper
Tigers
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Nature