Lurking no more

long time lurking, partly cos I have nothing witty to say that hasnt already been said and partly because I was too lazy to retrieve my PW

Goatsgomoo camwhoring for theme day

Me in the Halloween costume I made a few years ago.

Theme Day

Took this one a while back. Hope it’s casemods-y enough for you guys.

Here’s me

Here’s a couple of my BEST camwhore pics. XD

the_duck’s Camwhoring Pic

Here I am camwhoring on the top of Hidden Peak (+11,000 ft) at the top of Snowbird in Utah. It was damn cold that day & the snow was up to my waist and didn’t let up all day.

Spent most of my runs shoveling myself out. $30 telescoping shovel is one of the best snowboarding investments I ever made….next to my helmet, which came in handy later on that day when that tree decided to jump in front of me.

nyokki is such a cam ho-rror

Over shirt $1200, bought for $5
Cami $500, bought for $1
Glasses $10,000, bought for $3
Ugly White Sneakers $200, bought for $200 *sigh*
Mask $2, given free
Monthly IV Treatment $4000, Co-pay $0

So M[c]S, did I get a good deal?

Camwhoring in Afghanistan

Deployed to Afghanistan this year…

Rare un-released expression pictures of the “white size small calvin klein fleece thingy”

Never before seen!

Equine Bombs

DCP

No sex since 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

“Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?”

“Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.”

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”

“Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.”

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.”

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?”

“1955, ma'am.”

“Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me.”

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.”

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, “I hope not; it's only 2130 now.”

(Gotta love military time)

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MCS Theme Day: Moutarde Series 2

I have so many camwhoreish pictures. I’M AT THE LIBRARY IN THESE.

Levi’s camo cargo pants

These are awesome!

They are really well made because they are levis.

I can’t even really express how nicely made these are.

theme day

CAM WHOREN!!!

I wanna can cam whore too???

CaseWhoring for the Masses

if these images stay in order:

pics 1&2: Super sexy legs, ending in a sweet pair of scoots (how cute are those ears on the face on the sole?). these fur-lined pussy magnets were produced by Earth Spirit, $1.99

pics 3&4: soft as hell cotton wonder-gear. Barack West “Change” T-shirt and generic red sweatpants, $2.46 for the set.

pics 5&6: gnarly olive green long undershirt. feels good man. $.50

pic 8: WAL*MART REPRESENT. workin man’s hoodless hoodie. rollin back prices to $.50

pics 7,9,10&11: NAVY BLUE SWEATER VESTS, BITCHES. Peconic Bay Traders; Cutter & Buck. OMG ONLY $1.98 for both. got a sweet tie to go with them, thinking about going to my next job interview with it untied, to show them i can handle Casual Fridays. Also one with the tie tied, because i’m classy and shit. tie was $.50

pics 12&13: holy shit awesome working jump-suit. doubles as night gear to help me slide in and out of cars parked on the skreets unnoticed. HELLYEAH, secret pocket for easy access to my cawk, so i can fap while i rob people. also makes riding my mo-ped extra awesome. $2.50

pics 14-17: to score that sweet job down at the rec center, i purchased this bitching THREE PIECE SUIT that is sure to let the boss know i’m presentable and to let the ladies know i got mad /fa/ skillz. ONLY $4.00, GODDAM. Also, the tie doubles as one killer fucking ascot. Fred, eat your heart out.

ONLY PAID $14.43 (tax exempt, bitches, because i paid with vouchers provided by the State of California.) i saved OVER $9000 in all.

MCS Theme Day: Moutarde Camwhore Series 1

as casemodsy as I could get 🙂

theme day repost

NoBoundaries “Revolt” zip-up hoodie
obtained at Wal*Mart for $13.00 on clearance

Levis bluejeans
bought somewhere at sometime for some price

Gnarly State Street shoes
Payless, regularly $24.99, got BOGO 1/2 price for $12.50

also, these are not all the same 4 images, because they are at slightly different angles.

Theme Day: Dreth’s Camwhoring

I know I’m still an amateur, but there is a great master on this site and one day, I shall be a real douchebag.

This one’s for you Casemods, I love you.

Calvin Klein fleece white size small mens pullover shirt thingy

It’s like a thermal shirt, but it’s Calvin Klein – so you know it’s good.

1970 Plymouth Barracuda

Not as sexy as a Chevy Chevelle and Camaro. But a nice shade of green.

What are you wearing today?

Ezekial shirt, levis 514’s and adidas powerphase 2 mid’s

Pimpin’

I was 14 when I took this picture.
Sorry for the shitty quality, but I got it off hi5 (facebook but older and lamer). I have the original on a CD somewhere, but fuck me if I’m gonna look for it…

Do you like my new threads?

20″ PHILIPS LCD screen for about 200$.

Shoes I got from a guy who works at a shoe company…6.50 BITCHEZ!

Barney Gumble tshirt for 13$… fukin’ worth it!!!!

prescription for cyanide

A lady walks into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. ??The pharmacist says, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady then explains that she needs it to poison her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes get big and he says, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license. They’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!”

The lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looks at the picture and says, “Ohhhh. Well, now. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription!”

via Maxim’s 100 Funniest Jokes | Maxim.com.

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Theme day… CAM WHORING 101

My favorite pastimes represented in full cam whore style: Magic, Butterfly Knives, and Nunchucks… not represented here: my drawings

Cam WHORING for 1st of April

Random cam whore pictures, most from last year. i can’t cam whore well, but damn i’m trying. HAH! Plus cosplay for teh lulz

Theme Day Camwhore pic

i dont usually wear makeup so i did this for theme day..be nice 🙂

They see me posin’, they hatin’

Tryin’ to catch me beardin’ dirty.

April Theme Day.

Some romanian whore and pimp

Random boobs

1968 Chevy Camaro

Humunga Stache Dog Toy

www.muttropolis.com/products2.cfm/ID/9275/name/Humunga-Stache-Durable-Dog-Toy&utm_source=Affiliate&utm_medium=Affiliates&avad=29229_a8f6d1f

Inappropriate Mickey

Is inappropriate

Meanwhile in Finland..

If you really love her, send her potatoes

Important message from The Global Entertainment Industry

Supersonic

Don`t drink the Kool-Aid, man!

YOU NEED TO POST IMAGES OF YOURSELF

CAM WHORE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS SITE.  YOU NEED TO TO IT BEFORE TOMORROW, THE WORLD ENDS AFTER TOMORROW.

Mila Kunis

Head & Shoulders

A blonde is standing in an elevator with a few other people when a man wearing a black suit steps on. It’s evident that the man has dandruff problems, because it can be seen on the shoulders of his suit.

Two floors later the man gets off, and after door closes someone says, “Someone should really give that guy some Head & Shoulders.”

The blonde then responds, “Yeah… Hey, how do you give shoulders?”

via Maxim’s 100 Funniest Jokes | Maxim.com.

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Food Porn Waffles

Spy Roulette

Iron Man gets an anime

*sigh*

Wii Party – The Revolution

Wii Party The Revolution

Tea Party Fail

Tea Party Fail

Updated room picture

So I noticed that my room looked pretty crappy before.

Well my dad and I are constantly doing work to the house to fix it up.

We painted my room so it looks a LOT better now.

Also wired a telephone line next to the wall outlet instead of running a wire over the door and what not.

Biology Test

Good day to you sir

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Ouija Board Wallpaper

Have you ever?
Tried it with a friend. Asked, “Who killed Brian?”
It spelled out NOONE.
The thing sure seemed to move on its own.
Police report later said it was suicide.
*shiver*