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BRB
I was supposed to br proving that I’m not a man, but I seem to have failed. Brb, going in the shower.
Cam Whore: Better than ewe.
Whats up mother fucker? I’m drinking a soda pop in the first picture. Shit was so expensive, a dollar 37 plus tax.
In the second picture, holy shit would you look at those baby blue eyes accentuated by that navy blue shirt! Mother fuck! Look at that tie bitch? Can you believe I got that whole set-up for 37 dollars at JC Penny? Word.
No comment on the third pic. Just that I look like Clark Griswold.
MOTHER FUCKIN BREAKFAST BLITZ! Can you believe that? Denver FUCKIN Broncos on my cereal box! Awe yeah!
And picture number five. Look at that shit. LOOK AT THAT MICROPHONE! Not cheap, mother fucker. It was expensive as all hell. ANd it came at the best price: FREE! I don’t even own it, I just talk into it and make your mom cum with my voice.
What?
Pimping my Autobot Reversible
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This is me pimping my Autobot reversible sweater from Hot Topic, a Parkway Drive shirt I got when they came through Dallas, and some bad ass twenty dollar Mossimo 5-pocket relaxed fit jeans.
Ladies! Do you like my hair tied back out of the hood, or free and in the hood? I need to know.
And can I hear it from the fans of the Anne McCaffrey’s Pern series? FUCK YES I CAN! Speak up! Dragonflight mothafuckas!
Cam Whhhhhore.
Every couple of months i take new pictures. The last one, i got sucker punched while i was drunk. sweet.
MCS+ and Cam Whores
I realize it might be a wee bit late to tell you about this, but if you sign up for mcs+ you get access to all the upcoming posts, including all these silly posts that are being posted today.
Those of you that have been mcs+ for a while may have noticed that the queue was practically empty today. stupid caching system was showing everyone the wrong damn pages. I’ve fixed things, and things are better now.
IN REGARDS TO TODAY’S THEME DAY POSTS OF INTERNET WHORING:
Where the fuck did all you people come from, geez. I love you all, and to the lurkers that stopped lurking to post pictures of their boobs, thank you.
Come visit us in the chat room and be cool
My beard
I wanted to see how a scraggly beard worked on me. It really didn’t, but it looked ominous enough until I got sick of it being scratchy and brought it back to a more reasonable length. Beards always look better in directed light.
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My Beard Is Approaching Awesome
This has been growing since around January. It probably won’t last the summer, though.
theme day, cam whore, waltherkid, late submission
All pics of me plus one of what I feel like much of the time. I have the ability to gain or loose 15 pounds in a matter of weeks.
My Zombie Baby and I.
He got into some red paint. I screamed like a little girl when i first saw him.
cam whore
1 me as a clown
2 my old bonnie i miss her got a triple now
3 my lee Enfield its smelly
4 me
Who’s Awesome/Your Awesome (v.2)
Reminding all the ladies out there why you fell in love with Staplegun.
Baked Camwhore
what the fuck am i doing in most of these?! well im a professional Traceur and Freerunner based in Miami,FL.
Camwhoring
The first pics of myself uploaded to m[c]s…
…And I just had to do a tribute to the “King”
Cam Whoring Day!
I’m just a little bit weird…
(PS In regards to the last picture) I’ve never worked out in my life and eat nothing but junk food yet I’m still fit and toned like that. No idea why.
My husbands home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I had to stay home sick from work.” “What did she do?” someone asked.” She was so happy to have me home,” he said, “that every time someone came to the door, like the mailman or milkman, she’d shout, ‘My husbands home! My husband’s home!’”
via avmaier comments on Girls, never pull the “I’m Pregnant” prank for April Fools. Never..
from tikiwebgroup.com
Please go rate this post on TikiHumor.
Please add your own jokes.
Myself, Noble Sniper
First is with Mosin Nagant M91/30 in my apartment
Second is with M24 and Spotter at milsim event
Tiki Is A Cam Whore
I’m very serious about this. I just don’t have a shirt to wear.
fuck I’m so poor.
Camwhore
Hey guys! How do you think my $1000000 swweatshirt looks on me? Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Please rate me – 1-10 – 10 being best.
Just wondering if I really am as hot as I think I am.
I am not trying to get compliments – so please hold back any “you’re hot/I would fuck you” comments.
Just rate please.
I have always been a strict hater of fat and ugly chicks – they seem to be the ONLY ones to talk to me for some reason.
I can understand that they need to be outgoing, but if I am as hot as I think I am – what makes them think they should try and talk to really hot guys?
It’s like an ugly guy trying to talk to a really hot chick…
So I would also like help explaining that one.
I just took this picture (yes the date is 2013, stfu)
I am not smiling because I haven’t eaten and I just raised my eyebrows a little to seem less serial killer-ish.
Also I just got out of the shower, didn’t use conditioner and my hair is a little wet still.
Theme Day: goatsgomoo camwhores part 2
Since I don’t have many recent pictures of myself, I took one.
See if you can identify the stuff on my desk!
HoChunk pimpin 1975
yo thats me rockin wide whale purple pimp cords so poppin fresh my junk just wants to bang right out the gate you sees how i gots to restrain the lil thug to protect my peeps n shit
Lurking no more
long time lurking, partly cos I have nothing witty to say that hasnt already been said and partly because I was too lazy to retrieve my PW
Goatsgomoo camwhoring for theme day
Tags:Cosplay, Gaming, MCS Faces, Team Fortress
Me in the Halloween costume I made a few years ago.
