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Put end to end, the condoms would stretch out to a length of 18 feet, according to a border official.
The Nigerian cocaine courier had swallowed the condoms by coating each one with wax, so they slipped down that bit easier.
Yum.
He was dicing with death every step of the way, though. Even a slightly split condom would have led to a fatal overdose.
Border guard spokesman Michel Bachar said: “It was an exceptional find.”
The smuggler was part of a gang of four men who tried to evade security at a border checkpoint near Geneva in a French-registered car.
Another 1.3kg of cocaine was hidden in the stomachs of the other three men.
via metro.co.uk
Roosevelt Drowns a Moose
Tags:Awesome Things, Cute As Hell Animals
via Cynical-C
Shuttle Silhouette
In a very unique setting over Earth’s colorful horizon, the silhouette of the space shuttle Endeavour is featured in this photo by an Expedition 22 crew member on board the International Space Station, as the shuttle approached for its docking on Feb. 9 during the STS-130 mission.
Image Credit: NASA (www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_1592.html)
Superman is a dick
Tags:Comic Books, Humor, Superman, WTF
batman is part god :3
Toasted Ravioli
favorite food. evah.
toasted raviolis area so badass. you havent lived yet till you had well prepared toasted ravs
Epic Beard Man beat my ASS
This is what happens when you fuck with EBM, also known as “Epic Beard Man”.
encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man
If you check out the video on the left, you can see him deliver a wonderful ass whooping to a gangbangin’, piece of shit racist black guy.
I want to be this man when I grow up. Or at least die and come back as his beard.
Facebook?
I’m at TAFE, learning boring shiz about I.P. Addresses and binary and other unamusing stuff |:
I was pleasantly surprised to discover that they didn’t block M[C]S.
Bacon Hitler
Tags:Adolf Hitler, Bacon, Humor, WTF
is not amused
Art by Grzegorz Rutkowski
Tags:Art, Fantasy - Science Fiction
More can be found here.
“Laptop compatible” Laptop power adapter
Toshiba’s Laptop AC power adapter is Laptop compatible, I never would have known without their fancy logo telling me so.
Bacon Narwhale
Tags:Bacon, Food, Narwhals, whales
Kim Jong Ash.
Tags:GLORIOUS PEOPLE FREEDOM REPUBLIC OF NORTH KOREA, Humor, Pokemon
GMC Bulldozer R-4 Mid Tower ATX Case
Been getting a hard-on for this case all day.
Anyone have thoughts on pros and cons?
GOOD HEAVENS WHY?!
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37339934
The Robert Pattison Twilight “Manllow” (half man / half pillow, natch) is very much real (although mercifully sold out).
WHY?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Grammar Nazi
Tags:Grammar, Humor, Inglourious Basterds, Nazis
return of the god damned Batman
Tags:Batman, Comic Books, Wallpaper
Newsarama posted all six covers for the Return of Bruce Wayne.
cowboy-Batman and pirate-Batman have to be sad that there isn’t a samurai/ninja/knight-Batman in the mix.
Heaven Is An Amusement Park That Never Closes
strangemaps.wordpress.com/2008/06/04/283-%E2%80%93-heaven-is-an-amusement-park-that-never-closes/
For all the bad things drugs may have done..
you can`t disagree that it`s had a positive influence in helping spread the use of the metric system.
Avatar = Lost?
Tags:Avatar (2009), Humor, Lost, Television
Wasted time isn’t
Tags:Humor, Motivational Quotes, Wallpaper
Olympic mascots
Tags:Olympics 2010, Pedobear, WTF
The Gazeta Olsztynska published an image showing the bear alongside genuine Olympic mascots Quatchi, Sumi, Miga and Mukmuk to illustrate a feature about the Games.
It appears that the newspaper lifted the picture from Google Images, unaware that it had been created as a prank by Michael Barrick, a Canadian artist and graphic designer.
The Ocean; It’s Deep
The Mariana trench is the deepest part of the ocean that we know of. As the picture shows, the deepest part is approximately 36,000 feet deep and is known as the Challenger Deep. Very impressive!