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Put end to end, the condoms would stretch out to a length of 18 feet, according to a border official.

The Nigerian cocaine courier had swallowed the condoms by coating each one with wax, so they slipped down that bit easier.

Yum.

He was dicing with death every step of the way, though. Even a slightly split condom would have led to a fatal overdose.

Border guard spokesman Michel Bachar said: “It was an exceptional find.”

The smuggler was part of a gang of four men who tried to evade security at a border checkpoint near Geneva in a French-registered car.

Another 1.3kg of cocaine was hidden in the stomachs of the other three men.

via metro.co.uk

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  • Shuttle Silhouette

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    In a very unique setting over Earth’s colorful horizon, the silhouette of the space shuttle Endeavour is featured in this photo by an Expedition 22 crew member on board the International Space Station, as the shuttle approached for its docking on Feb. 9 during the STS-130 mission.

    Image Credit: NASA (www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_1592.html)

    Superman is a dick

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    I have a message for Germany

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    hehe yay! :3

    Toasted Ravioli

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    favorite food. evah.
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    games

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    tehee :3

    um… wut?

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    excuse me, but wtf are you doing?

    Baby Face Tattoo

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    People should not attempt face tattoos. They always turn out like this. Always.

    Epic Beard Man beat my ASS

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    This is what happens when you fuck with EBM, also known as “Epic Beard Man”.
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    If you check out the video on the left, you can see him deliver a wonderful ass whooping to a gangbangin’, piece of shit racist black guy.

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    Lady Gaga Barbies

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    Facebook?

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    I’m at TAFE, learning boring shiz about I.P. Addresses and binary and other unamusing stuff |:

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    Bacon Hitler

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    is not amused

    Big-n-Tasty vs. Nixon

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    Ferrari f-1 engine

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  • Crab Tank

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    Marine Assault Breaching Vehicle.

    Basketball girl.

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    “Laptop compatible” Laptop power adapter

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    Toshiba’s Laptop AC power adapter is Laptop compatible, I never would have known without their fancy logo telling me so.

    Epic Snowfall.

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    GMC Bulldozer R-4 Mid Tower ATX Case

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    Lost my leg in Nom

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    GOOD HEAVENS WHY?!

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    www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37339934
    The Robert Pattison Twilight “Manllow” (half man / half pillow, natch) is very much real (although mercifully sold out).
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    Fasching in Switzerland

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    return of the god damned Batman

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    Newsarama posted all six covers for the Return of Bruce Wayne.

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    For all the bad things drugs may have done..

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    you can`t disagree that it`s had a positive influence in helping spread the use of the metric system.

    Breaking through the ice

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    Che Guevara

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    Clint Eastwood

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    and his first wife

    Dyslexia

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    Olympic mascots

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    The Gazeta Olsztynska published an image showing the bear alongside genuine Olympic mascots Quatchi, Sumi, Miga and Mukmuk to illustrate a feature about the Games.

    It appears that the newspaper lifted the picture from Google Images, unaware that it had been created as a prank by Michael Barrick, a Canadian artist and graphic designer.

    Full story – www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7187027/Polish-newspaper-claims-Pedobear-is-2010-Vancouver-Olympic-mascot.html

    Note to self

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    The Universe will never explode

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    The Ocean; It’s Deep

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    The Mariana trench is the deepest part of the ocean that we know of. As the picture shows, the deepest part is approximately 36,000 feet deep and is known as the Challenger Deep. Very impressive!

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