Bird Shit…. talk

Someone uploaded this picture earlier. I thought it was caption worthy.

Guide to asian languages

Haters Gon’ Hate

God

What does MCS think? Will you give God a try?

In Finland meanwhile,

Pokemon Black and White

1 – Black/White Logos
2 – New Pokemon, Zoroa
3 – Zoroa’s Evoloution, Zoroak
4 – Official Screenshots from the Game

So the antagonist and protagonist name’s are gonna be Black and White, huh?
I can see a few racist puns forming.

Sauce:
www.serebii.net/

GMC R-4 Bulldozer – new case – new case mods

These are what I am planning on doing to it:

change 92mm front fan to 120mm
Paint everything white, other than the “rail” looking things
make hard drives have fans
cable management

Pics should be self explanatory

Seal

assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly…..He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend we’re married.”

“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket.”

After a moment of silence, he farted.

via What are your best dirty jokes? GO! : AskReddit.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

Street Fighter

franklyn – suicide girl

United States Army Enemy Combatant Identification Manual

Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan – cop out

browser chairs

brown mouth splash

space cat

sony fanboys

meanwhile-in-finland

Someone had to.

so THAT’S how you masturbate

nasty hair

muppant band

ANAL – Not my personality, my preference

lady gaga

Get angry. On the Internet.

Kleman Plaza

kitty smoochies

frozen water drain

furry ice cream

Jennifer Tilly

it shall be magnificent

420!!!!!!

What’s this? Ganga!
From TrustyRussTees

Stoner Voice & Data truck

happy 420… 8)

flexable puker

fixed at at

finger bender

brad pitt from the inglorious basterds

box cat

R.I.P. Dorothy Height

Dorothy Irene Height (March 24, 1912 – April 20, 2010) was an African American administrator, educator, and social activist. She was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1994, and the Congressional Gold Medal in 2004.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Height

moar 420

These’re all prolly repost but whatev

blog keys

put the keyboard back

Weed trading cards

So my dad got his cannabis card or w/e and he went to the cow palace expo this weekend and got a couple of these weed trading cards

purple eyed woman

pizza taco

Meanwhile, in Iceland

nice jugs

massive dish

cab driver revenge

A man is in Las Vegas and losing his ass. He cannot win anything, and before he knows it, he has absolutely no money left. The only thing he does have is his plane ticket home, but he has no way to the airport.

He walks out of the casino and sees a solitary cab with the cabby leaning against it. He walks over and asks the driver if there’s any way he could just take him to the airport. He swears that he will wire the cabby the money the moment he gets home, but the cabby is a total dick.

“You know how many fucking losers I deal with everyday that give me that bullshit story? Fuck you ya piece of shit. Get away from me before I call the cops”, the shithead cabby says.

Well, the guy walks half way to the airport, finally thumbs a ride, and gets home.

He has an outstanding year in business and makes a killing in the market.

Almost a year to the day, he goes back to the same casino where he previously lost his ass, but this time he kills. He cannot lose. Blackjack, slots, you name it, and he's kickin’ it’s ass.

When it’s finally time to go, he walks out of the casino and sees a line of about 5 cabs. As he looks down the row, he sees that same asshole that gave him such a hard time the previous year, leaning against his cab at the end of the cab line.

He goes up to the nearest cabby and says, “How much for a ride to the airport?”

The cabby says $10.

The guy says, “OK. How about I give you an extra $2 and you suck my cock?”

The cabby nearly hits him, and tells him to get the hell out of there before he calls the cops.

So the guy goes to the next cab and the next cab, and so on, asking the same thing, “How much for a ride to the airport…how about I give you an extra $2 to suck my dick?”, and each time he gets told to go away.

Finally, the guy comes to the shithead cab driver from last year, and says, “How much for a ride to the airport?”, to which the cabby says $10.

So without another word, the guy hops in the cab.

As the cab is pulling past the other cab drivers, the guy holds up 2 $1 bills against the side window, smiles and gives the other cab drivers the thumbs up.

via AskReddit.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

You tell him roseanne

1st time smoking