BRB

I was supposed to br proving that I’m not a man, but I seem to have failed. Brb, going in the shower.

Cam Whore: Better than ewe.

Whats up mother fucker? I’m drinking a soda pop in the first picture. Shit was so expensive, a dollar 37 plus tax.

In the second picture, holy shit would you look at those baby blue eyes accentuated by that navy blue shirt! Mother fuck! Look at that tie bitch? Can you believe I got that whole set-up for 37 dollars at JC Penny? Word.

No comment on the third pic. Just that I look like Clark Griswold.

MOTHER FUCKIN BREAKFAST BLITZ! Can you believe that? Denver FUCKIN Broncos on my cereal box! Awe yeah!

And picture number five. Look at that shit. LOOK AT THAT MICROPHONE! Not cheap, mother fucker. It was expensive as all hell. ANd it came at the best price: FREE! I don’t even own it, I just talk into it and make your mom cum with my voice.

What?

Nuttin But ‘Nana

Various camwhoring pics for you pleasure.

Pimping my Autobot Reversible

This is me pimping my Autobot reversible sweater from Hot Topic, a Parkway Drive shirt I got when they came through Dallas, and some bad ass twenty dollar Mossimo 5-pocket relaxed fit jeans.

Ladies! Do you like my hair tied back out of the hood, or free and in the hood? I need to know.

And can I hear it from the fans of the Anne McCaffrey’s Pern series? FUCK YES I CAN! Speak up! Dragonflight mothafuckas!

Cam Whhhhhore.

Every couple of months i take new pictures. The last one, i got sucker punched while i was drunk. sweet.

MCS+ and Cam Whores

I realize it might be a wee bit late to tell you about this, but if you sign up for mcs+ you get access to all the upcoming posts, including all these silly posts that are being posted today.

Those of you that have been mcs+ for a while may have noticed that the queue was practically empty today.  stupid caching system was showing everyone the wrong damn pages.  I’ve fixed things, and things are better now.

IN REGARDS TO TODAY’S THEME DAY POSTS OF INTERNET WHORING:

Where the fuck did all you people come from, geez. I love you all, and to the lurkers that stopped lurking to post pictures of their boobs, thank you.

Come visit us in the chat room and be cool

camwhöring

Traditional viking dress including jeans and plastic armour.

My beard

I wanted to see how a scraggly beard worked on me. It really didn’t, but it looked ominous enough until I got sick of it being scratchy and brought it back to a more reasonable length. Beards always look better in directed light.

Theme day

me and me and me… and me… whore

brokenFace camwhorefail

What does M[c]S think of this tux I rented for $120?

My Beard Is Approaching Awesome

This has been growing since around January. It probably won’t last the summer, though.

Aarpie Camwhores like a foo

theme day, cam whore, waltherkid, late submission

All pics of me plus one of what I feel like much of the time. I have the ability to gain or loose 15 pounds in a matter of weeks.

rsixidor

wow…

My Zombie Baby and I.

He got into some red paint. I screamed like a little girl when i first saw him.

Cam-whore Theme Day

because everyone loves a camwhore. 😉

cam whore

1 me as a clown
2 my old bonnie i miss her got a triple now
3 my lee Enfield its smelly
4 me

Who’s Awesome/Your Awesome (v.2)

Reminding all the ladies out there why you fell in love with Staplegun.

Baked Camwhore

what the fuck am i doing in most of these?! well im a professional Traceur and Freerunner based in Miami,FL.

To Me!

. . . And all you other “cam whores”

Camwhoring

The first pics of myself uploaded to m[c]s…
…And I just had to do a tribute to the “King”

It’s a me, Harken Laser

AAAAAAAAHHH MOTHERLAND!

Cam More Cam Whore

Meh

Stone and His Chops

For the masked one, I’m on the right.

CAMHORING is awesome

random pics of me

Cam Whoring Day!

I’m just a little bit weird…

(PS In regards to the last picture) I’ve never worked out in my life and eat nothing but junk food yet I’m still fit and toned like that. No idea why.

Theme Day – CamWhore

Yea it’s me

cem wheur

hey m[c]s. guess i’m done lurking now. whatup?

More Andre666

so i heard u like azn girls

Andre666 is way cooler than you

whats were you saying silky manpipe?

My husbands home!

“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I had to stay home sick from work.” “What did she do?” someone asked.” She was so happy to have me home,” he said, “that every time someone came to the door, like the mailman or milkman, she’d shout, ‘My husbands home! My husband’s home!’”

via avmaier comments on Girls, never pull the “I’m Pregnant” prank for April Fools. Never..

from tikiwebgroup.com

Please go rate this post on TikiHumor.
Please add your own jokes.

CAm HOar

js.

Cam whorin’ 2

Brit gang-banger
Wigtastic
Hay man!
Romanian Beauty
Emo

All from my hi5 account

CamWhore

All three at work. Yes, I keep a guitar in the office. Gotta love the neckbeard look.

Myself, Noble Sniper

First is with Mosin Nagant M91/30 in my apartment
Second is with M24 and Spotter at milsim event

4/1 Theme Day

some of my camwhore pics over the last year

Cam-whoring at it’s best

Tiki Is A Cam Whore

I’m very serious about this. I just don’t have a shirt to wear.

fuck I’m so poor.

Camwhore

Hey guys! How do you think my $1000000 swweatshirt looks on me? Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Please rate me – 1-10 – 10 being best.

Just wondering if I really am as hot as I think I am.

I am not trying to get compliments – so please hold back any “you’re hot/I would fuck you” comments.

Just rate please.

I have always been a strict hater of fat and ugly chicks – they seem to be the ONLY ones to talk to me for some reason.

I can understand that they need to be outgoing, but if I am as hot as I think I am – what makes them think they should try and talk to really hot guys?

It’s like an ugly guy trying to talk to a really hot chick…

So I would also like help explaining that one.

I just took this picture (yes the date is 2013, stfu)

I am not smiling because I haven’t eaten and I just raised my eyebrows a little to seem less serial killer-ish.

Also I just got out of the shower, didn’t use conditioner and my hair is a little wet still.

Jonas Brothers hat

Does M[C]S approve?

Theme Day: goatsgomoo camwhores part 2

Since I don’t have many recent pictures of myself, I took one.
See if you can identify the stuff on my desk!

HoChunk pimpin 1975

yo thats me rockin wide whale purple pimp cords so poppin fresh my junk just wants to bang right out the gate you sees how i gots to restrain the lil thug to protect my peeps n shit

MCS Theme Day: Goblin0

The manchild whores up your screens

Lurking no more

long time lurking, partly cos I have nothing witty to say that hasnt already been said and partly because I was too lazy to retrieve my PW

Goatsgomoo camwhoring for theme day

Me in the Halloween costume I made a few years ago.

Theme Day

Took this one a while back. Hope it’s casemods-y enough for you guys.

Here’s me

Here’s a couple of my BEST camwhore pics. XD

the_duck’s Camwhoring Pic

Here I am camwhoring on the top of Hidden Peak (+11,000 ft) at the top of Snowbird in Utah. It was damn cold that day & the snow was up to my waist and didn’t let up all day.

Spent most of my runs shoveling myself out. $30 telescoping shovel is one of the best snowboarding investments I ever made….next to my helmet, which came in handy later on that day when that tree decided to jump in front of me.

nyokki is such a cam ho-rror

Over shirt $1200, bought for $5
Cami $500, bought for $1
Glasses $10,000, bought for $3
Ugly White Sneakers $200, bought for $200 *sigh*
Mask $2, given free
Monthly IV Treatment $4000, Co-pay $0

So M[c]S, did I get a good deal?