Stoner comics

Widdly scuds?

proofing existance.

Sumthing.

Some guns on my deployment

1. My combat load (M4 w/ Eotech, M9, 210rds 5.56, 45rds 9mm)
2. M240B
3. M249
4. Suppressed Accuracy Int’l AW series in .300 Win Mag.
5. Suppressed DPMS LR308 (7.62×51) and Accuracy Int’l
6. Blow-back from Carl Gustav
7. Carl Gustav firing HE round (look up and to the left and you can see it)

GIANT NINJA BABIES

Instructables!

Kabba kabba HEY!

Companion
Jack in the

Teamwork

Go ask Alice – Jefferson Airplane

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don’t do anything at all

Go ask Alice
When she’s ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you’re going to fall
Tell them a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call

Call Alice
When she was just small

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow

Go ask Alice
I think she’ll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen’s “off with her head!”

Remember what the dormouse said:
“Feed your head, feed your head, feed your head”

And then I was like

Zoe and the first cylon centurion from Caprica.
Image from 4chan.

Rule 42

Sweet Creek, Oregon

I took these last October while visiting family in Oregon. The creek was low enough for me to get my fat ass out into the middle of some dry rock to take these. Sweet Creek has history as far back to the original natives who settled the land. Many of the hiking trails along the creek follow the same deer trails used by these people and later by the evil white settlers who used them as pack trails for trade and travel.

South Jette, South Padre Island, Texas

Looking East South East looking into the Gulf of Mexico just before sunrise. 15 miles South from there is Mexico.

This was a natural pass that allowed access to the Laguna Madre and is now used for access to the shipping channels to and from the Gulf of Mexico.

Air Doll

About a blow-up doll that comes to life.
It’s pretty much a slice of life with basic Japanese pervertedness thrown in. I thought it was fantastic and the ending brought about a whole new level of wat.

Gary

Cam-Whore Introduction

Thought I would introduce myself with a cam-whore tradition. I’m a British chick who lives in Germany and works for an Austrian company.

This was taken at the Christopher Street Day parade in Cologne last year.

Silly things.

Basket Ball is getting scary!!! =}

That is why you Fail

Late Cam-whore

It’s never too late to make fun of someone xD

LoLHitler

Dreth has a cat with a mustache
Even though it’s a girl, we all call her Hitler…

E.T. Rages

Stranded

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship

As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a good cigar?”

“Ten years,” replied the amazed Irishman

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.

He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. “Faith and begorrah,” said the castaway, “that is so good! I’d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!”

“And how long has it been since you’ve had a drop of good Bushmill’s Irish Whiskey?” asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, “Ten years.”

Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink. ” ‘Tis nectar of the gods!” shouted the Irishman. ” ‘Tis truly fantastic!!!”

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, “And how long has it been since you played around?”

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, “Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs in there too!”

via Stranded « Bits & Pieces.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

I Don’t Think We’re Not in Kansas Anymore, Toto

Google’s April Fools was a bit of a letdown this year.

watermellon killer

underwater balloons

mega man is leaf man

incarcerated americans 1920-2006

I’m not doing shit today

fuck – get over it

barney says that sharing is piracy

anheuser busch logo

a wild snorlax blocks your screen

YAAAAAAAAH Right through your monitor

404 – the tubes have been filled

this is not a computer

peek-a-boo – zombie jesus sees you

palin narf

On the first day, man created God – anonymous

How does this perry ellis shirt look?

I got it for $25 on sale at ross

midgets on segways

for a list of way in which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3

flying scorpion

filthy, dumb, NEWFAG SCUM

family guy then and now

carl sagon on pot

booster gold and blue beatle stole the cookies

blue hair – red eye

the lantern rings

sad space story

That’s no RPG! That’s a Canon!

That’s no RPG! : pics.

regional map of US and Canada

play them off cat x3