Don’t worry, Ma’am…I’m from the Internet.

I missed out on camwhore day. So here’s me from Halloween last year.

Nice View

Some town in Oregon between the mountains.

Breaking Bear

Mr White meets Mr Pink

Chili 9000

It’s (almost) over 9000!

Photo taken in a Pittsburgh, PA spice store in the Strip District.

Sign for the US Border: unprovoked beatings ahead

Sign for the US Border: unprovoked beatings ahead – Boing Boing.

Fly Sechs

Epic Beard Man Has Become A God

Jawbone Ashtray

What Do You Do When You Can’t Type?

A Tack Attacks

In N Out Heads to NYC

Now then, can we get a couple of White Castle’s in California?

The Lion King IRL

Timon & Pumba

Is God really fake?

Is God really fake?.

More Zooey

Big Dinner Planned

Fried Floppy Disk

1.44MB FTW

Chew

Speeding tickets

Baby Stew

Photo I took of my daughter back in 1995, long before I had Photoshop.
Saw the dog in the pot in an earlier post and reminded me of it.

Let Them!

I didn’t want to be here myself

Rome Total Realism is awesome

2 lines

Looks like there’s a baby bottle cap in my future! this is #2 for us.

approximately 100 inches

This is an Alaska Native Event, it is done by Eskimos to show a successful or unsuccessful hunt, now adays its a sport done by northern natives, keeps younger generations in tune with their culture

Harpoons

Fake & bake

Noir-ish Harley Quinn

A Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman are caught drunk out of their skulls in Saudi Arabia

A Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman are caught drunk out of their skulls in Saudi Arabia and are dragged before the Sultan. Angrily the Sultan tells them

“Although the penalty is usually death for such a heinous act, today is a day of the celeration of honesty so I will spare your lives. Instead I will give you 20 lashes from our most horrible whip. Yet I still feel sympathy for you on this holy day so I will give you each one item to strap to your back.”

The Irishman thinks about it and chooses a pillow. They lead him to the post, tie a pillow to his back and start whipping away. After 5 whips the pillow bursts and the Irishman takes 15 whips on his back. He returns to the men crying his eyes out and begging them to choose wisely.

The Englishman steps forward and chooses the lid from a barrel. Again he's led away and has it tied to his back. 10 whips in the barrel lid smashes and he receives 10 whips to his back. He returns to the Scotsman and wipes the tears from his eyes, begging his friend to choose better.

The Scotsman steps forward to the Sultan and says “Oh mighty Sultan, as today is a day of honesty I have to tell the truth. I drank the most out of all of my friends and it was my idea to drink in this country. It is I who should receive the most whips.”

The Sultan smiles and says “My friend this is truly a moment of heroic proportions from you. I will however have to increase your punishment to 100 lashes from the whip. I will still let you choose something to be tied to your back however”

“Thank you Sultan, I choose the Englishman”

via reddit.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

1999 Aggie bonfire collapse

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggie_Bonfire#1999_Collapse

Jesus bird

UBCON XXI

I attended UBCON XXI this weekend. It’s a huge gaming convention with all the usual stuff… Card games, board games, LARPS, RPGs, Nerf War, cosplay, etc. I was there vending my Geek Reek candles & soaps, so most of my time was spent in the dealer’s room. I did manage to sneak out & get a few shots of the activities.

Lucky Truck Drivers

So far, at least.

Pokémon Naming Fun

An Atheist in a Foxhole

Abstruse Goose

Shaolin Kung Fu

Better Sex Through Yoga

meanwhile-in-finland

pandorum – payton x3

pandorum – hot survivor

RIP Peter Steele

The GOP and fans will miss you. I didn’t even know he could sing. Maybe I’ll down load some of his music.

key can opener

kevin smith on the set of cop out

handlebar tattoo

deadpool hates jar jar

David Boreanaz in white

bike for him vs bike for her

before meth I had a daughter

RIP Peter Steele

1962-2010. Died of heart failure.

wooden archway

what shall I do with this man, this ‘son of god’

The Hallucinogenic Toreador

by Salvador Dali. In reply to this kitsch.