jesus vs demon

at the discount tool store…

check out these gloves I got for $2, they’re made by Wells Lamont so you know they’re kick ass.
got the level for $7 you think it will look good hanging on a nail in my garage? damn right it will mo-fos.
the hammer was only $3 but I didn’t get it because it’s generic and I only use brand name hammers…

Stoner comics 5

haters gonna hate

Choose you’re posion

I love my fucking treo 700p

five reasons pigs are more awesome than you

brace yourself for love

the flying spagetti monster – cupcakes

pee dancer

iPad

eye visual what

Ernie – bert – jim henson – frank oz

Firefly Revenge

blue screen smurf

Eyjafjallajokull volcano + meme

Sorry, couldn’t be helped…

blue ring of life

wedding boob grab

weak big mac

snow freezer

smelly cat going upskirt

ronald raygun

eyjafjallajokull volcano

More here: www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/04/more_from_eyjafjallajokull.html

mother with gun and baby

moon wallpaper

What’s the best things about being married to a Panda?

What’s the best things about being married to a Panda?

No-one notices the black eyes.

And you get to fuck a Panda.

via AskReddit.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

megan fox – pulling her shorts down wallpaper

I hope you find this semi amusing

i like were this thread is going

oh fuck I can’t swim

johnny was a chemists son

jewish toilet paper

funny shit – bat approves

Secret Code

Secret Code

After a President has been in office for 1 year it is customary for the last President to send a note of congratulations to the new one.

So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, the President was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was:

370H-SSV-0773H

This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged.

So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it.

They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.

Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House.

They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message.

Now there was complete panic in the Oval Office.

They called all of their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up with an answer.

A special emergency meeting was called by the staff.

All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.

After a sleepless night, a now humbled President Obama picked up the phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.

George Bush chuckled and replied: ‘Bud, you’re holding it upside down!’

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

fungus pustuals

cleric level 80

classic concept car

baby duck tape

awesome wallpaper

wtf are you doing duck

star trek online sexiness

special man

ostrich paper reader

Lamp/Lamp

A light bulb by Japanese designer Hironao Tsuboi. You can buy it at 100perstore.com/?pid=11524981 but beware. it is 2,415 yen. He also designed a bracelet watch, a straw vase, and a self standing umbrella.

Super Mario Warp Whistle

In Russia, Waldo Finds You

Ostrich Knight

Nightmare

McDonalds

USB Looks Like A Duck

Hershey’s + Calcium