Alzheimer’s

list of llamas

not pictured above: cockllama
(nobody likes cockllama)

My Isabelle

she’s such a sweetie and the second biggest camwhore in my house, (my cat being the first, obviously). she likes to wait for DADDY at the window!

Jumping on the bandwagon

First submission/post ever, but a long time viewer ^_^

This is my doggy, Nicky.
He’s a 4 year old Maltese-Bichon cross, who’s very lazy and fluffy.
I figured with all the cute doggies around now, I might as well join in 😀

And yes, one of them is me, hiding behind his fur >_>

some code fixed, other code isn’t

ok, MCS+ people, i thought of you first, since you guys are the only thing that’s currently keeping the site afloat.  oh, those ads you see?  yeah, they have a 45 day or 90 day  pay out on them, so I’m still waiting on payment for 90% of the site income.  Egads!  If you were thinking about mcs+, now’s the time to do it, because  I just fixed all the linking issues, you can now view AND comment on future posts!

Also, everyone can now comment on nsfw posts.  There was a problem for a while with doing that, but now I have that fixed, so go comment on those pornographic materials.

I’ve looked into the drop down comments, and I’m not sure what the issue is, so it’s going to take a significantly longer time to fix.

Also, I’m looking into how to ignore posts / comments by users.  This is just in the exploratory phase and will likely be an MCS+ feature only when/if it happens.

Don’t leave me like this

My Ideal Supper

sooo gooooood
spicy fried pork sausages with sundried tomatoes and basil inside of them with MUSTARD.
and peas with MUSTARD AND RANCH

My Dog

Posing as per usual!

So a shark and his son are going to get some food…

They look for a vessel in distress, and when they finally find one, the father says to the son, “I’m going to teach you how to catch your first human. First, you raise your dorsal fin slightly out of the water. Second, you raise all of your fins out of the water, and start circling around them. Finally, you go in and eat them.”

The father and son swim over to the vessel, and the son executes the meal with ease. The father is impressed with his son, and commends him on his excellent performance. But the son is troubled and asks, “Why do we raise our fins out of the water and circle around them? Wouldn’t it just be easier to go in and eat them?”

The father replies, “They taste better without shit in them.”

via reddit.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

Samuel L. Jackson’s hair

Guinness Chocolate Cake

This is the cake I baked for a friend’s birthday. Recipe can be found here:

www.deliaonline.com/recipes/type-of-dish/sweet/chocolate-beer-cake.html

Nature Wallpapers 3

Maximum forward speed

Cat…?

Dale’s Pale Ale

Very good beer in can… recommended

puppies – they’re pretty much retarded

library ninja

weasels are cute

be happy at work

no white people allowed in zoo today

effective warning

beware of any old person in a profession where one usually dies young

epcot – world of tomorrow wallpaper

terminator with lazer pistol

I’ve robbed the rainbow to make you gay

teabags

Jackpot

Ned was down on his luck in Las Vegas. He had gambled away all his money and had to borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the men’s room. The stall happened to be open, so he used the dime in a slot machine and hit the jackpot. He took his winnings and went to the blackjack table and turned his small winnings into ten million dollars.

Wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, Ned went on the lecture circuit, where he told his incredible story.

He told his audiences that he was eternally grateful to his benefactor, and if he ever found the man he would share his fortune with him. After months of lectures, a man in the audience jumped up and said,

“I’m that man. I was in Vegas in 1992. I was the one who gave you the dime.”

“You’re not the one I’m looking for. I’m looking for the guy who left the stall door open!”

via Bits and Pieces.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

weddings are stressful

posture

Alligator Jumper

zelda

they finished your mom’s dildo

tinker bell cosplayer

deadpool – little yellow

you wanna do something fun

snow white tattoo

The Marine Pilot

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

“Janie, do you have a story to share?’, asked the teacher.

”Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

”Good Heavens,’ said the horrified teacher. ‘What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

“Don’t screw with Mommy when she’s been drinking.”

via Bits and Pieces.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

mankind will venture out into the cosmos

snow duck

manly makes

batman and powergirl

I love you more

I know what you’re thinking and I don’t like it one bit

batgirl on comics

Final Fantasy XIV (Online)

Any MMO fans? I find it kinda therapeutic to plug into a different life with different goals, frustrations, and friends on occasion – as if I know anyone for that long between colleges, anyway.

FBI Job Ad On MCS

You get an M4 and an uber awesome Police Sports Car!!!

Nature Wallpapers 2

Happy Santa

Windows 7 Floppy Disk Edition

Fuck.

SHITS ALL FUCKED UP.

I know that things aren’t working right on MCS.  I’m trying to fix shit asap, but fuck if I know what’s wrong.

I was putting off a wordpress upgrade, maybe that’ll fix things, or maybe it’ll just fuck shit up more.