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  • jack daniels in a bag

    hairy operational flasher

    Love Death + Robots

    personal bomb

    reminds me of a short story I read years ago about how these two planets were fighting with each other and found a way to save money on their bombs: put people in them instead of computers!

    I found this

    Miranda Kerr 2

    shark bus

    kill them all

    snooze button

    cubic ice

    grunts angrily


  • General Leia Organa Fighting The Good Fight

    A DOGS JOURNEY 2019 DRAMA MOVIE TRAILER DOGS PURPOSE 2

    Hi, Movie Freaks Dont forget Subscribe Now! To get another movie trailers A dog finds the meaning of his own existence through the lives of the humans he m…

    this fucking trailer is too much and it’s been on every god damned movie I’ve gone to in the last two months. I lost my dog a month ago and it hasn’t been an easy time for me. this trailer hasn’t made it any easier

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Comic Book from DDP

    Spider Bite

    Donald Extreme

    Rocketman

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    Directed by Dexter Fletcher. With Richard Madden, Taron Egerton, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jamie Bell. A musical fantasy about the uncensored human story of Elton John’s breakthrough years.

    When you put the ! before a true statement

    Super Bomberman R

     Super Bomberman R

    With Peter von Gomm, Jon Sabay, Jeff Gedert, Jeff Manning. Emperor Buggler resurrects five robots to be his new henchmen and proclaims his goal to conquer the universe. Bomberman brother White immediately takes up the challenge and forces his siblings to come with him.

    My god what the hell were they thinking with this story? And these characters? And this gameplay? Absolute trash that I gave up on after the 100th time I blew myself up because the game can’t figure out which direction it wanted the bombs to go: in front of me or behind me? Who knows! Sorry, you just blew yourself up AGAIN!

    Buy On Amazon!

    Comic Review for week of February 13th 2019

    TRUE BELIEVERS CAPTAIN MARVEL VS. RONAN 1 323x500 Comic Review for week of February 13th, 2019
    The Supreme Intelligence plays around with Captain Marvel (who’s a combination of two people at this time) and then at the end of it, just spirits him away to an unknown corner of the universe.

    KICK ASS 12 325x500 Comic Review for week of February 13th, 2019
    I’m a fan of this cover, but the content inside is great too. The bad guy here has an unfortunate similarity to Marvel’s Juggernaut, and that’s all I could think of the entire time he appeared.

    STAR WARS AGE OF REPUBLIC COUNT DOOKU 1 324x500 Comic Review for week of February 13th, 2019
    Count Dooku was never in my top 100 Star Wars villains, but this story certainly did him justice.

    TOM CLANCY’S THE DIVISION EXTREMIS MALIS 2 325x500 Comic Review for week of February 13th, 2019
    Diamond neglected to ship #1, so I’ll wait for the entire series now to read this. Thanks, I hate it.

    HIT GIRL SEASON TWO 1 325x500 Comic Review for week of February 13th, 2019
    This story is as contrived and offensive as possible, something that I guess I should have expected, but it’s not offensive in the way that red hats are, it’s offensive in that it’s directly comparing kids killing each other in American schools. Not something that I thought I’d ever see Kevin Smith write in a comic book, and definitely not something I’m a fan of. This book came out during the anniversary of a shooting in Florida, in which 17 children were murdered by one of their peers, then the state government did absolutely nothing about the problem. I’m sorry, they did blame the victims, that was great. They blamed the police who responded too, and they blamed the school board, but heaven forbid they blame the easy access to weapons.

    THE PUNISHER 8 325x500 Comic Review for week of February 13th, 2019
    The Punisher’s face and head are all messed up in this book, I’m honestly curious how they’re going to make him look more like Frank again and less like Jigsaw.

    TRUE BELIEVERS CAPTAIN MAR VELL 1 324x500 Comic Review for week of February 13th, 2019
    I’m pretty sure this is the issue that immediately proceeds Carol Danver’s first meeting with the Kree warrior that was previously a True Believers issue as well. Is this the first time that two issues of True Believers are of the same series sequentially?

    ACCELL 18 325x500 Comic Review for week of February 13th, 2019
    He’s made of balls apparently.

    LIVEWIRE 3 330x500 Comic Review for week of February 13th, 2019
    I had to go back and re-read #2 to really know what was going on here, but I’m still lost now.

    OBLIVION SONG 12 325x500 Comic Review for week of February 13th, 2019
    This went directly into my “read this later” pile, I have issues 1-2 and now 10-12, just need to fill that massive hole in the middle there.

    STAR WARS HAN SOLO IMPERIAL CADET 4 324x500 Comic Review for week of February 13th, 2019
    Han Solo: Imperial Cadet can do no wrong!

    Lock Her Up

    Rayman 3 Hoodlum Havoc

     Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc

    With David Gasman, John Leguizamo, Billy West, Ken Starcevic. Andre, the leader of the Black Lums transforms other Red Lums into Black Lums to join him. Rayman should save the world before all black lums give power to the dangerous killing machine Reflux.

    Great game for the time period it was published in, but I don’t have personal nostalgia for the game, so the bad camera and wonky audio turned me off enough to just turn the game off about half way through.

    Buy On Amazon!

    Capsule

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    After years of flying fighter planes and 5 years as test pilot, Guy is now, Dec. 4, 1959, on a secret British space capsule orbiting Earth trying to reenter but things start going wrong. Can he, despite cold war, get back to Earth safely?

    As far I can tell, this is purely fictional. It’s a one man show (until it suddenly very much isn’t) and it has some problems with pacing and there was a point with some of the people he was talking to over the radio that I just gave up on my suspension of disbelief.

    Shattered Superman

    Reflective Salt Flats

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