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    Peacock Cuddler

    anti-sleeping technology

    one big fish

    Jessie Vard

    Tractor Rider

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    Freddys Dead The Final Nightmare

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    In this sixth return to the horrifying world of Nightmare on Elm Street, the town of Springwood decides to forever end Freddy Krueger’s deadly hold on their dreams. Freddy finally confronts the one person he has never been able to defeat, a psychologist who now learns the source of her lifelong nightmares–Freddy’s daughter–in Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare.

    That’s the official amazon description, which spoils the only “fun” part of the movie: Freddy had a kid! And he had a wife! This was the first Freddy movie that I noticed is filed under “comedy horror” according to wikipedia, and after watching all these, yeah that’s about right. From a map that says “we’re fucked” to Freddy actively using a NES slogan “now I’m playing with power”, all wrapped up with the idea that this all wasn’t really Freddy’s fault, it was the three creatures that looked like the fish from a monty python movie:

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    No rapping over the end of this one, just a jazzy orchestral number.

    Is that disappointment that I feel over this? Maybe. The rapping was just campy enough that it worked for me.

    Aegis wing

    I can’t even find this game on amazon, but here’s a wikipedia link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aegis_Wing

    This was the first game where I struggled to get four people together to play it, and that was like ten years ago.

    Gaming has been a lonely thing for a while now.

    The Interview

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    A TV host and producer land an interview with Kim Jong-un, but plans change when the CIA recruits them to ‘take him out.’

    I think this was actually one of the first movies I ever purchased digitally at full price, and now thanks to the miracle of Movies Anywhere, I was able to watch it again!

    It’s a funny movie.

    The Outer Worlds

    A new single-player first-person sci-fi RPG from Obsidian Entertainment and Private Division.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGLTgt0EEqc


  • John Wick 2

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    Unlike the first John Wick film, this sequel has several moments that highlight the technological achievements, the best of course being the mirror room fight, boy howdy that was one hum dinger of a visual feast!

    john wick 4k

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    I’ve seen John Wick about a dozen times at this point, but never in 4k!

    It’s still a good movie, even in 4k, though this first one didn’t really have much in it to highlight the 4k-ness of it’s true nature.

    Comic Review for week of Dember 05 2018

    Boozey Cucumber Water

    long leg drape

    Puzzle tattoo

    It’s not even December yet, and the Christmas themed photoshoots have already begun!

    40.7k Likes, 446 Comments – Sabrina Lynn / LA (@sabrinalynnci) on Instagram

     

    Google to simplify messaging strategy will support only five messaging apps

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    Quintuple-app strategy offers “a simpler and more unified communications experience.”

    What exactly is that first one up there? is that the SMS only app that has the same exact name as 15 other apps on the Play store?

    blade runner 2049 4k

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    Bought this during Vudu’s black friday sale. It’s a great film in 4k but now I wish I had waited and got the disk, cause all these 4k movies being streamed is killing my comcast cap.

    Humans are complicated