Egg Rider

you can’t get pregnant in a hot tub

dragon vs warrior

warhammer 40k warp marine

Rocket Carrier

Star Wars Galaxys Edge Behind the Scenes at Disneyland Resort and Walt Disney World Resort

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A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 The Dream Child

The kids on Elm Street have. For five years, a walking nightmare named Freddy Krueger has haunted their sleep–seeking revenge for the horribly disfiguring death he suffered at the hands of the children’s parents. Now, through the dreams of an unborn child, Freddy has resurrected himself … and he’s looking for new victims in A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child.

The movie opens with an infamous Rape Room that birthed Freddy; an origin that took 5 movies to get to and is completely fucked up in any way that I think about it. This scene is followed up by a graduation scene that goes on way too long and doesn’t really have the same feel as the rest of the movie. Turns out that Freddy was a demon baby from birth! born from a nun that was nearly raped to death by crazy people, but this isn’t just a flashback though, this is the actual rebirth of freddy, and freddy can getcha while you’re awake now! but why!?

Maybe because the main girl is “just a little pregnant”?

There was another rap song during the credits, I don’t think freddy was rapping this time though, for better or worse.

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December 2018

Political cartoons from the desk of Matt Wuerker

Rainbow Bikini

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Thor Ragnarok

Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok—the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization—at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela. But first he must survive a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger—the Incredible Hulk!

Found it for like $10 in 4k, so I bought it in 4k, then I watched it in 4k. It was pretty great in 4k, but it’s not all that much different in 4k. Maybe I’ve seen the movie too many times, but at this point, my memory of the film is in higher quality than the film itself.

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Upside down bike rider

superman and the lois

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishmen

Nightmare on Elm Street 4 The Dream Master 1988

Freddy Krueger returns once again to terrorize the dreams of the remaining Dream Warriors, as well as those of a young woman who may know the way to defeat him for good.

What an interesting idea, that you could “defeat him forever”. Might as well try to defeat “hate” or “fear” forever, for all the good it will do you. This movie is really the first one that shows Freddy is less of an evil dude doing even dude things and more of an idealogical constant, a fundamental force of the universe that’s eternal and even after his “final” defeat can be resurrected just by thinking about him too much. As cool as that is, having a girl from the previous movie that’s such a powerful psych that she’s able to pull others into her own dreams, then absorb their memories and knowledge when they die at the hands of Freddy suggests that there’s a deeper connection than one would originally assume. Why would she get the powers when it was Freddy that killed them? Is she actually Freddy?

I took some notes, here’s a few of them chronilogically:

death by waterbed! I had one of those!
freddy at the beach, bitch
so she absorbs everyone’s powers / mental abilities when they do
she makes / uses a dream gun in the church fight scene
showing him a mirror, is this what kills him ultimately finally?
They end the movie by throwing a penny in the fountain.

Freddy rap in credits. Yes, seriously. You’d have to sit through about 2 minutes of the credits to hear it though, so I wonder how many people missed out on it when they left the theater right at the end of the movie.

Skip to 2:40 if the video doesn’t load right to it.

sending good vibes

Inspection Puppy

Freddy and his Girlfriend

Stefania Ferrario with her arms up

yarn bikini and doggo

Once Upon A Deadpool

Sexy Toad

The Flash #60 Strength Force user named Fuerza

Carol of the Old Ones

Useless Man Toy

Pere Marquette Railway Steam Locomotive No. 1225

Valley Cruise

pie pain

Happy Gum for your Crappy Life

Submarine Surfacing

Snow Maze

Green Lantern 2 in space

Harley Licker

Huge Ice Under Water, WARNING

Steamy Car

hair monster

Super Thicc Rider

did you beat it while I was gone

The Red Eye Sees All

following along

Tight Commute

monitor girl waiting for a ride

medusa vs jesus

Snow Spa

Orange Circles