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  • ‘He’s losing his s—‘ Trump’s advisers are increasingly worried about his mental state following days of erratic behavior

    Trump is “deteriorating in plain sight,” one Republican strategist who’s in frequent contact with the White House told Insider on Friday.

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    ALBUMS

     

    Warm Suicide

    A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.

    A homeless man walks up to her.

    She sees the man coming and says, “Go away! There’s nothing you can say to change my mind!”

    He says, “Well, if you’re going to kill yourself anyway, why don’t we have sex? At least I’ll enjoy it.”

    “Absolutely not! You’re disgusting!”, she replies. The man turns and starts walking away.

    “Is that all you’re going to say? You’re not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?”

    “I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you’ll still be warm!”, he says.

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    CLOTHESPIN NOSE

     

    My doctor tells me I’ve got a bacon addiction

    Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.

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    KGW’s Maggie Vespa responds to viewer asking her to “dress like a normal woman”

    KGW reporter and anchor Maggie Vespa received feedback from a viewer last week telling her she “looks foolish” for wearing high-wasted panted. The viewer dou…

    Maggie Vespa wants to make a fashion statement during every broadcast, but then feels outraged when someone (rightfully) calls her out on the high waisted pants?

    Then she says that guys never have that problem? Guess she didn’t hear about all the shenanigans with Adam Driver’s topless Star Wars scene.

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    BUMPER STICKER

     

    #BoycottABC trends after network plays ad showing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez photo on fire during Democratic debate

    The advert by the PAC “New Faces GOP” features Republican activist Elizabeth Heng warning about Rep. Ocasio-Cortez and socialism.

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    SCULPTURE

     

    CNBC host Jim Cramer says a win for Elizabeth Warren would be a loss for the big banks — she agrees

    “When you get off the desk and talk to executives, they’re more fearful of her winning,” Cramer said.

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    What’s least spoken language on earth

    Sign language

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    SURPLUS

     

    ABC Runs Debate Ad Showing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezs Burning Image

    ABC aired an ad during Thursday’s Democratic debate that depicted a burning image of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and likened her politics to those that caused the Cambodian genocide. New F…

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    JAWS

     

    Amazon Suddenly Became a Massive Threat to Target Then Target Did Something Brilliant

    A lot of companies faced this challenge. Very few survived.

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  • Today I bumped into the guy who had sold me an antique globe

    It’s a small world.

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    Romney signals he’s open to bipartisan background check bill

    Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) said Monday that he believes all commercial gun sales should be subject to a background check and signaled he’s open to supporting bipartisan legislation

    I’m not sure why anyone cares about Mitt’s stance on it, he’s been proven to be ineffective at moving right wing policy in any noticeable measure.

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    LINCOLN

     

    CRADLE CAP

     

    A curvier high school swimmer won — only to be disqualified because of a suit wedgie

    “The fact that she’s been told she’s intentionally trying to draw this sexual attention has really crushed her,” Lauren Langford, who coached the teenager when she was younger, told The Washington Post.

    I’ve seen these swimsuits, they’re incredibly form fitting and of all the things these suits revel, the butt should be the least of anyone’s concern.

    That being said, if your’e clutching your pearls because you’ve seen a butt at a swim meet at a pool, man are you in the wrong place.

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    MOTORCYCLE

     

    The Prisoner

    Created by Patrick McGoohan. With Patrick McGoohan, Angelo Muscat, Peter Swanwick, Peter Brace. After resigning, a secret agent is abducted and taken to what looks like an idyllic village, but is really a bizarre prison. His warders demand information. He gives them nothing, but only tries to escape.

    I tried, I really did. Usually I can power through series to get a real opinion about it, but I could only get about 4 episodes in. There’s just too slow of a pace and too little happening to capture my attention, and the use of numbers instead of names for the characters is really damn confusing.

    Buy On Amazon!

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    Why did the little kid fall into the well

    Because he couldn’t see that well.

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    SHORTS

     

    Paramount Picks Up Comic Book Movie ‘Harbinger’ From Sony Exclusive

    The project moves with its current creative team, including director Justin Tipping and producer Neal Moritz, intact.

    I’m really excited to see Valiant content up on the silver screen, they have a really cool universe that’s ripe for story telling.

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    Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days

    All the other days are just weak-days

    GROSSERIES

     

    Trump’s Use of Pentagon Cash to Prop Up Scottish Resort Latest Example of Why He ‘Must Be Impeached’ AOC

    “These reports raise questions about the President’s potential receipt of U.S. or foreign government emoluments in violation of the U.S. Constitution and raise other serious conflict of interest concerns.”

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    CHERRY

     

    SpaceX says it will deploy satellite broadband across US faster than expected

    SpaceX will reorganize orbits to cover more of the US in initial deployment.

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    The US had to extract a top spy from Russia after Trump revealed classified information to the Russians in an Oval Office meeting

    Intelligence officials typically extract sources when they believe the person’s life is in immediate danger.

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    ALBUMS

     

    No Spoilers I don’t know why people are complaining Avengers Endgame was so long

    It’s Marvel Studio’s twenty second movie

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    HOTEL

     

    LEEP Procedure to Prevent Cervical Cancer Can Ruin Women’s Sex Lives

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    Didn’t stand up

    Trump says energy-efficient light bulbs make him “look orange” complains about how expensive they are

    President Donald Trump told the House Republican retreat dinner why his administration cut energy-efficiency standards in the light bulb market.

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    Everyone thinks Thor is so great…

    It’s because his brother is low-key….

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    Ronin

    Firefox Plans Controversial New Encryption Setting For Millions And Update Starts This Month

    Firefox now plans to make DNS over HTTPS (DoH) its default browser setting. And it’s a decision that will prompt serious debate.

    I’m not seeing how this added security feature is “controversial” at all, the only people that are getting up in arms about it are people that are doing some pretty evil stuff.

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