Today I bumped into the guy who had sold me an antique globe

It’s a small world.

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  • Romney signals he’s open to bipartisan background check bill

    Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) said Monday that he believes all commercial gun sales should be subject to a background check and signaled he’s open to supporting bipartisan legislation

    I’m not sure why anyone cares about Mitt’s stance on it, he’s been proven to be ineffective at moving right wing policy in any noticeable measure.

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    A curvier high school swimmer won — only to be disqualified because of a suit wedgie

    “The fact that she’s been told she’s intentionally trying to draw this sexual attention has really crushed her,” Lauren Langford, who coached the teenager when she was younger, told The Washington Post.

    I’ve seen these swimsuits, they’re incredibly form fitting and of all the things these suits revel, the butt should be the least of anyone’s concern.

    That being said, if your’e clutching your pearls because you’ve seen a butt at a swim meet at a pool, man are you in the wrong place.

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    The Prisoner

    Created by Patrick McGoohan. With Patrick McGoohan, Angelo Muscat, Peter Swanwick, Peter Brace. After resigning, a secret agent is abducted and taken to what looks like an idyllic village, but is really a bizarre prison. His warders demand information. He gives them nothing, but only tries to escape.

    I tried, I really did. Usually I can power through series to get a real opinion about it, but I could only get about 4 episodes in. There’s just too slow of a pace and too little happening to capture my attention, and the use of numbers instead of names for the characters is really damn confusing.

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    Why did the little kid fall into the well

    Because he couldn’t see that well.

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    Paramount Picks Up Comic Book Movie ‘Harbinger’ From Sony Exclusive

    The project moves with its current creative team, including director Justin Tipping and producer Neal Moritz, intact.

    I’m really excited to see Valiant content up on the silver screen, they have a really cool universe that’s ripe for story telling.

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    Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days

    All the other days are just weak-days

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    Trump’s Use of Pentagon Cash to Prop Up Scottish Resort Latest Example of Why He ‘Must Be Impeached’ AOC

    “These reports raise questions about the President’s potential receipt of U.S. or foreign government emoluments in violation of the U.S. Constitution and raise other serious conflict of interest concerns.”

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    SpaceX says it will deploy satellite broadband across US faster than expected

    SpaceX will reorganize orbits to cover more of the US in initial deployment.

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    The US had to extract a top spy from Russia after Trump revealed classified information to the Russians in an Oval Office meeting

    Intelligence officials typically extract sources when they believe the person’s life is in immediate danger.

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    No Spoilers I don’t know why people are complaining Avengers Endgame was so long

    It’s Marvel Studio’s twenty second movie

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    LEEP Procedure to Prevent Cervical Cancer Can Ruin Women’s Sex Lives

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    Trump says energy-efficient light bulbs make him “look orange” complains about how expensive they are

    President Donald Trump told the House Republican retreat dinner why his administration cut energy-efficiency standards in the light bulb market.

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    Everyone thinks Thor is so great…

    It’s because his brother is low-key….

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    Firefox Plans Controversial New Encryption Setting For Millions And Update Starts This Month

    Firefox now plans to make DNS over HTTPS (DoH) its default browser setting. And it’s a decision that will prompt serious debate.

    I’m not seeing how this added security feature is “controversial” at all, the only people that are getting up in arms about it are people that are doing some pretty evil stuff.

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    Supergirl Returns in October

    My first hooker

    A few years ago when I first got divorced, I decided to go to Vegas, and wanted to have some fun. I went to a casino, went to the bar, and bought a drink before I did anything when I am approached by a beautiful woman. She asked me if I liked to have fun and I said yes, she then told me she would give me a hand job for 500 dollars and I laughed and said “500 Dollars!? Why that much?” She then whipped out her cell phone and showed me a picture of a Lamborghini “You see this car? I paid for it by selling hand jobs.” So I shrugged and said “What the hell, I need to live a little, I’ll do it” so we go back to my hotel and she gives me the best hand job I ever had.

    She leaves and I pass out. The next night I go back to the same casino bar, and sure enough she’s there again and I decide I wanted some more. I walk up to her and say “You were amazing last night, how much would it cost for a blow job?” She then smiles and says “1 grand.” Again I’m a little bit set back by the price and I said “A grand? Is it that good?” She then whips out her phone and shows me a picture of a HUGE, luxurious house. She then says “See this house? I paid for it with blowjobs” so I said “Alright let’s do it” so this time we go into her car and she decides to blow me in the parking lot, and its the best blowjob I ever had.

    We sit there and I’m blown away by this woman, so I ask her, “how much would it cost for some pussy?” She then laughs and points to the casino. “You see that casino?” I said “…yeah?” She says “If I had a pussy, I would own that casino.”

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    Does anyone know where I can go to hangout and meet people

    I’m asking for a friend.

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    Parrot Face

    How much room do you need to grow a fungus

    As mushroom as possible.

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    Mike Pence trip to Trump’s golf resort in Ireland under investigation by congress

    House committee debating whether to file articles of impeachment requests records from Trump administration

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    Captain America Civil War

    “Captain America: Civil War” picks up where “Avengers: Age of Ultron” left off, as Steve Rogers leads the new team of Avengers in their continued efforts to safeguard humanity. After another intern…

    Found it at Target for only $25, so I bought it when I bought a big old LEGO set, so I put the bricks together while I watched this, the best MCU movie that had been released when it came out.

    I mean come on, Spider-man!

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    Israel accused of planting mysterious spy devices near the White House

    The likely Israeli spying efforts were uncovered during the Trump presidency, several former top U.S. officials said.

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    Vending machines are kind of homophobic

    If the bill you feed it isn’t straight, it will reject it.

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    More E-Cigs Being Disguised As AR-15s To Avoid Ban

    U.S.—According to a new report, more e-cigs are being disguised as AR-15s to avoid a looming White House ban on the devices.Upon hearing that President Trump was looking to ban the devices, vaping companies quickly began looking for ways to circumvent the new regulations. Then, they came up with a solution: design the vapes to look like a hunting rifle.T …

    Unfortunately, now vapes are being banned too.

    …or is that instead?

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    SWAT Mech Team

    Video with build instructions on my YouTube channel. [Mishima Productions] www.youtube.com/channel/UCA3CnuJg4pnPlE53B8hbRaA

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    Son of the Makuta – Insect Control

    “Go, my sons. Use the shadows, and keep my brother asleep.” Fear Shapeshifting Teleport Cyclone Whether Control Dodge Mind Reading Elasticity Stasis Field Sleep Slow Darkness Insect Control Magnetism Disintegration Laser Vision Power Scream Silence Rahi Control Insect Control Plant Control Shattering Electricity Vacuum

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    it was in this moment