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  • OCEAN’S 11

     

    BOOBY TRAP

     

    SKINLESS

     

    PSYCHO

     

    KNOB

     

    I cant take my dog to the park anymore he keeps getting attached by ducks

    I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog

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    TRICK R TREAT

     

    Happy hump day

    10.5k Likes, 266 Comments

     

    why did the cows return to the marijuana field

    It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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    RENAULT

     

    Top YouTuber PewDiePie Withdraws 50000 Pledge to Anti-Defamation League Calls It a Mistake

    PewDiePie, the most-followed individual creator on YouTube, has waded into a new controversy. A day after the Swedish-born YouTuber — whose name is Felix Kjellberg — announced that he w…

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    SUGAR

     

    In my twenties I was known for two things Being single and my awful handwriting

    I was the most illegible bachelor in town.

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  • CORVETTE

     

    The US military may have spent millions to help prop up a Trump resort

    An investigation into the spending comes as Trump faces questions over his officials patronizing his properties.

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    California Lawmakers Vote to Undo NCAA Amateurism

    A bill passed by the State Assembly would allow college athletes to make endorsement deals. It is expected to reach the desk of Gov. Gavin Newsom.

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    DOUBLE LIFE

     

    Good Omens

    Created by Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett. With David Tennant, Michael Sheen, Frances McDormand, Sam Taylor Buck. A tale of the bungling of Armageddon features an angel, a demon, an eleven-year-old Antichrist, and a doom-saying witch.

    A fun but unsurprising mini series with incredibly good actors doing their thing as best they can.

    Jon Hamm was a delightful surprise.

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    OUTER SPACE HELMET

     

    Trump Administration Officials Arrested for Scamming Puerto Rico Out of 18 Billion in Hurricane Relief Funds

    Remember when Trump blasted Puerto Rico’s government for their corruption and thievery, explaining that he was the best thing that ever happened to that foreign country whose president’s name he couldn’t quite remember?

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    Eye of the Beholder The Art of Dungeons & Dragons

    Directed by Kelley Slagle, Brian Stillman. A documentary that explores the history, influence, stories, and lasting impact behind the art. The film profiles D&D artists – both past and present and also features former company insiders, game designers, authors, and fans.

    An indepth look at the amazing artwork of the D&D series, I highly suggest watching this without other stuff going on (laptop, phone, chili) because the artwork is amzzzzing.

    Buy On Amazon!

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    THE FLYING WOMBAT

     

    Resident Evil Stuntwoman Files Suit Over Horrific Motorcycle Crash

    A stuntwoman who suffered severe injuries on the set of “Resident Evil: The Final Chapter” in 2015 has filed a lawsuit alleging that the film’s producers reneged on a promise to c…

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    BEACH

     

    ‘He’s losing his s—‘ Trump’s advisers are increasingly worried about his mental state following days of erratic behavior

    Trump is “deteriorating in plain sight,” one Republican strategist who’s in frequent contact with the White House told Insider on Friday.

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    ALBUMS

     

    Warm Suicide

    A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.

    A homeless man walks up to her.

    She sees the man coming and says, “Go away! There’s nothing you can say to change my mind!”

    He says, “Well, if you’re going to kill yourself anyway, why don’t we have sex? At least I’ll enjoy it.”

    “Absolutely not! You’re disgusting!”, she replies. The man turns and starts walking away.

    “Is that all you’re going to say? You’re not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?”

    “I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you’ll still be warm!”, he says.

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    CLOTHESPIN NOSE

     

    My doctor tells me I’ve got a bacon addiction

    Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.

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    KGW’s Maggie Vespa responds to viewer asking her to “dress like a normal woman”

    KGW reporter and anchor Maggie Vespa received feedback from a viewer last week telling her she “looks foolish” for wearing high-wasted panted. The viewer dou…

    Maggie Vespa wants to make a fashion statement during every broadcast, but then feels outraged when someone (rightfully) calls her out on the high waisted pants?

    Then she says that guys never have that problem? Guess she didn’t hear about all the shenanigans with Adam Driver’s topless Star Wars scene.

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    BUMPER STICKER

     

    #BoycottABC trends after network plays ad showing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez photo on fire during Democratic debate

    The advert by the PAC “New Faces GOP” features Republican activist Elizabeth Heng warning about Rep. Ocasio-Cortez and socialism.

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    SCULPTURE

     

    CNBC host Jim Cramer says a win for Elizabeth Warren would be a loss for the big banks — she agrees

    “When you get off the desk and talk to executives, they’re more fearful of her winning,” Cramer said.

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    What’s least spoken language on earth

    Sign language

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    SURPLUS

     

    ABC Runs Debate Ad Showing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezs Burning Image

    ABC aired an ad during Thursday’s Democratic debate that depicted a burning image of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and likened her politics to those that caused the Cambodian genocide. New F…

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    JAWS

     

    Amazon Suddenly Became a Massive Threat to Target Then Target Did Something Brilliant

    A lot of companies faced this challenge. Very few survived.

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