CLOTHESPIN NOSE

My doctor tells me I’ve got a bacon addiction

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KGW’s Maggie Vespa responds to viewer asking her to “dress like a normal woman”

KGW reporter and anchor Maggie Vespa received feedback from a viewer last week telling her she “looks foolish” for wearing high-wasted panted. The viewer dou…

Maggie Vespa wants to make a fashion statement during every broadcast, but then feels outraged when someone (rightfully) calls her out on the high waisted pants?

Then she says that guys never have that problem? Guess she didn’t hear about all the shenanigans with Adam Driver’s topless Star Wars scene.

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BUMPER STICKER

#BoycottABC trends after network plays ad showing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez photo on fire during Democratic debate

The advert by the PAC “New Faces GOP” features Republican activist Elizabeth Heng warning about Rep. Ocasio-Cortez and socialism.

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What’s it called when a cowboy comes back to life

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SCULPTURE

CNBC host Jim Cramer says a win for Elizabeth Warren would be a loss for the big banks — she agrees

“When you get off the desk and talk to executives, they’re more fearful of her winning,” Cramer said.

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What’s least spoken language on earth

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SURPLUS

ABC Runs Debate Ad Showing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezs Burning Image

ABC aired an ad during Thursday’s Democratic debate that depicted a burning image of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and likened her politics to those that caused the Cambodian genocide. New F…

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JAWS

Amazon Suddenly Became a Massive Threat to Target Then Target Did Something Brilliant

A lot of companies faced this challenge. Very few survived.

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Today I bumped into the guy who had sold me an antique globe

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Romney signals he’s open to bipartisan background check bill

Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) said Monday that he believes all commercial gun sales should be subject to a background check and signaled he’s open to supporting bipartisan legislation

I’m not sure why anyone cares about Mitt’s stance on it, he’s been proven to be ineffective at moving right wing policy in any noticeable measure.

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LINCOLN

Morcheeba – The Sea – Big Calm 1998

Morcheeba – The Sea – Big Calm (1998) Flocking to the sea Crowds of people wait for me Sea gulls scavenge Steal ice cream Worries vanish Within my dream I le…

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CRADLE CAP

The PsychoDelics Trips & Mc NORAD – Shadows Sun Triphop Psychedelics Downtempo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4mx60pRrI4

#downtempo #psychedelics #triphop Experimental Dark Trip Hop The PsychoDelics Trips & Mc. NORAD – Shadows Sun (Remix) Produced by BacKoo Studios

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A curvier high school swimmer won — only to be disqualified because of a suit wedgie

“The fact that she’s been told she’s intentionally trying to draw this sexual attention has really crushed her,” Lauren Langford, who coached the teenager when she was younger, told The Washington Post.

I’ve seen these swimsuits, they’re incredibly form fitting and of all the things these suits revel, the butt should be the least of anyone’s concern.

That being said, if your’e clutching your pearls because you’ve seen a butt at a swim meet at a pool, man are you in the wrong place.

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MOTORCYCLE

The Prisoner

Created by Patrick McGoohan. With Patrick McGoohan, Angelo Muscat, Peter Swanwick, Peter Brace. After resigning, a secret agent is abducted and taken to what looks like an idyllic village, but is really a bizarre prison. His warders demand information. He gives them nothing, but only tries to escape.

I tried, I really did. Usually I can power through series to get a real opinion about it, but I could only get about 4 episodes in. There’s just too slow of a pace and too little happening to capture my attention, and the use of numbers instead of names for the characters is really damn confusing.

Buy On Amazon!

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Why did the little kid fall into the well

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SHORTS

My wife has an extraordinary ability to cook persevered food from a jar

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Paramount Picks Up Comic Book Movie ‘Harbinger’ From Sony Exclusive

The project moves with its current creative team, including director Justin Tipping and producer Neal Moritz, intact.

I’m really excited to see Valiant content up on the silver screen, they have a really cool universe that’s ripe for story telling.

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Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days

All the other days are just weak-days

GROSSERIES

Trump’s Use of Pentagon Cash to Prop Up Scottish Resort Latest Example of Why He ‘Must Be Impeached’ AOC

“These reports raise questions about the President’s potential receipt of U.S. or foreign government emoluments in violation of the U.S. Constitution and raise other serious conflict of interest concerns.”

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CHERRY

SpaceX says it will deploy satellite broadband across US faster than expected

SpaceX will reorganize orbits to cover more of the US in initial deployment.

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The US had to extract a top spy from Russia after Trump revealed classified information to the Russians in an Oval Office meeting

Intelligence officials typically extract sources when they believe the person’s life is in immediate danger.

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ALBUMS

Boards Of Canada – Seven Forty Seven

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No Spoilers I don’t know why people are complaining Avengers Endgame was so long

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HOTEL

LEEP Procedure to Prevent Cervical Cancer Can Ruin Women’s Sex Lives

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The Weeknd – I Feel It Coming ft Daft Punk

I Feel It Coming ft. Daft Punk (Official Video) Taken from the album Starboy TheWeeknd.lnk.to/IFeelItComingDaftPunkYD Connect with The Weeknd: http:/…

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Didn’t stand up

Trump says energy-efficient light bulbs make him “look orange” complains about how expensive they are

President Donald Trump told the House Republican retreat dinner why his administration cut energy-efficiency standards in the light bulb market.

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Everyone thinks Thor is so great…

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The Gateway Arch and Riverboats

The Gateway Arch is 630ft tall and is the works tallest arch. It was completed in 1965 at a cost of 13 million dollars. You can take an elevator up to the to…

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Ronin

Firefox Plans Controversial New Encryption Setting For Millions And Update Starts This Month

Firefox now plans to make DNS over HTTPS (DoH) its default browser setting. And it’s a decision that will prompt serious debate.

I’m not seeing how this added security feature is “controversial” at all, the only people that are getting up in arms about it are people that are doing some pretty evil stuff.

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Supergirl Returns in October

My first hooker

A few years ago when I first got divorced, I decided to go to Vegas, and wanted to have some fun. I went to a casino, went to the bar, and bought a drink before I did anything when I am approached by a beautiful woman. She asked me if I liked to have fun and I said yes, she then told me she would give me a hand job for 500 dollars and I laughed and said “500 Dollars!? Why that much?” She then whipped out her cell phone and showed me a picture of a Lamborghini “You see this car? I paid for it by selling hand jobs.” So I shrugged and said “What the hell, I need to live a little, I’ll do it” so we go back to my hotel and she gives me the best hand job I ever had.

She leaves and I pass out. The next night I go back to the same casino bar, and sure enough she’s there again and I decide I wanted some more. I walk up to her and say “You were amazing last night, how much would it cost for a blow job?” She then smiles and says “1 grand.” Again I’m a little bit set back by the price and I said “A grand? Is it that good?” She then whips out her phone and shows me a picture of a HUGE, luxurious house. She then says “See this house? I paid for it with blowjobs” so I said “Alright let’s do it” so this time we go into her car and she decides to blow me in the parking lot, and its the best blowjob I ever had.

We sit there and I’m blown away by this woman, so I ask her, “how much would it cost for some pussy?” She then laughs and points to the casino. “You see that casino?” I said “…yeah?” She says “If I had a pussy, I would own that casino.”

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Does anyone know where I can go to hangout and meet people

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Dntel – This is the Dream of Evan and Chan not the video

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TRON Legacy – Main Theme Piano Version

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