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  • The F-Word Is Going the Way of Hell

    In today’s world, slurs are the real profanity, not the use of an “F-bomb” to describe a mass shooting.

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    A Reminder Do Not Park Your Car At The Gas Pump You Terrible Debased Heathens

    With a half hour left to the start of the work day, I was confident. I’d driven back from Jalopnik’s track day at Monticello Motor Club after an early start so that I’d have plenty of time to fill up the gas tank and grab breakfast at the Wawa down the street from my apartment. There was just one problem: every single goddamn fucking pump was taken.

    This is shocking to me, that you have to explicitly tell grown adults to not be assholes. There’s a couple high volume stations that I’ve been to that have large stickers that tell you to not leave your car at the pump, and yet people still do it.

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    “Family Guy” Blue Harvest

    Directed by Dominic Polcino, James Purdum, Peter Shin. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter tells the story of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.

    Found it online for $2, so I bought it, watched it, and other than Robot Chicken, this is among the best Star Wars parodies out there.

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    Light of My Life

    Directed by Casey Affleck. With Anna Pniowsky, Casey Affleck, Tom Bower, Elisabeth Moss. Parent and child journey through the outskirts of society a decade after a pandemic has wiped out half the world’s population. As a father struggles to protect his child, their bond, and the character of humanity, is tested.

    Post Apocalypse, a father and his young child roam the roads and backwoods of America, just trying to survive each day. Sure, you’ve likely seen movies with this exactly premise, but the premise never gets old when you have such high quality acting and set pieces like “Light of My Life”. No one ever does anything stupid and everything goes the way you’d expect it to, with some fun and entertaining surprises along the way.

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    My Dad who plays golf

    I always asked dad why he bought an extra pair of socks when he played golf. Told me in case he got a hole in one.

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    Sid Meier’s Civilization Revolution

    Built from the ground up solely for console and handheld gamers at 2K’s world-renowned and award-winning Firaxis development studio, Civilization Revolution features fast-paced, pick-up-and-play action involving strategic global domination and history’s most intrepid leaders, as well as a highly competitive multi-player experience. Civilization Revolution brings the renowned Civilization franchise to consoles for the first time, delivering the vast re-playability and unmatched addictive gameplay that has become synonymous with the works of Sid Meier. New graphical touches and a streamlined interface will transport the Civilization franchise to a level that fans have never seen before.

    I really enjoyed about 5 games of this, though the first one froze up about 2 hours into it and I had forgotten to save the game. It was a reminder of an era that didn’t have autosaves, for better or worse.

    Other than that one freeze up, this was fun, but I can only take so much of this style of game, so I’ll recommend it for consoles, but it didn’t have legs for me.

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    Venom

    A failed reporter is bonded to an alien entity, one of many symbiotes who have invaded Earth. But the being takes a liking to Earth and decides to protect it.

    Bought it in 4k in a cheap sale, but man this movie is both good and bad. If you forget that the character was a mass murderer in the comics and routinely killed people just for the sport of it, then forget that there’s a man in there under all that goop, sure it’s an ok movie.

    But it’s hard to forget those things, isn’t it?

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    Planet Express Delivery Ship

    Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Are you ready to deliver pizza throughout the universe? Well, good news everyone! With this iconic ship from the 30th century, you can do that. Futurama is my absolute favorite cartoon series, so making the…

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    The Matrix

    Directed by Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski. With Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving. A computer hacker learns from mysterious rebels about the true nature of his reality and his role in the war against its controllers.

    My wife and I went to see this in the Dolby Theater for the 20 year anniversary of it’s release. Back in 1999 I was a freshmen in college without many pennies to rub together, so I missed it’s theatrical release and only watched it after downloading it from some file share service, either FTP or Limewire or something of it’s ilk. It was one of my first downloaded movies and both how I got it and it movie itself blew my mind. Seeing it in theaters was a great experience this time around, even if I did just watch it a couple months ago when I bought the 4k disc, which was an upgrade from my blueray set, which in turn was an upgrade from my highbit DVDs.

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    Walmart ends all handgun ammunition sales and asks customers not to carry guns into stores

    Walmart on Tuesday announced it will reduce its gun and ammunition sales, one month after more than 20 people were killed in a mass shooting at a Walmart in El Paso, Texas. Walmart also pressured Congress to enact gun safety measures.

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    LEGO DC Batman – Family Matters

    Directed by Matt Peters. With Troy Baker, Steve Blum, Zach Callison, Cam Clarke. In LEGO DC: Batman – Family Matters, suspicion is on high after Batman, Batgirl, Robin and other DC superheroes receive mysterious invitations. However, family values must remain strong when Batman and his team encounter the villainous Red Hood, who is obsessed with destroying the Bat-family and all of Gotham City.

    How does a LEGO kid’s film deal with the death of Robin? In the comics the character is beaten to death with a crowbar by the Joker, then Batman goes on a murderous revenge spree that’s only stopped by Superman himself!

    The movie is less gory about the details and there’s plenty of laughs to be had instead of shocked screams of horror, I found myself actually liking this version of the “Death In The Family” storyline, which was briefly touched on here in the LEGO film. It has more story content from when the Red Hood showed back up and everyone was trying to figure out who he was.

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    Jeanine Pirro talks about her suspension from Fox News rips network as ‘unbelievable’

    During an apparent break on Sebastian Gorka’s radio show, Jeanine Pirro criticized her network Fox News, admitting they suspended her.

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    Sony Says The Door’s Now Closed For Spider-Man In The MCU

    Sony Pictures Chairman and CEO Tony Vinciquerra effectively ends hopes of Spider-Man returning to the MCU by saying the door is closed on the subject.

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    Warren Climate Plan Would Reverse Trump Tax Cuts for Rich to Help Fund Transition to 100 Renewable Energy

    “Nothing less than a national mobilization will be required to defeat climate change. It will require every single one of us, and it’s time to roll up our sleeves and get to work—there is no time to waste.”

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    Evangelical leader suggests teaching evolution contributes to mass shootings

    Family Research Council President Tony Perkins said this week that the regularity of mass shootings in the United States stems from a “decades-long march” to drive “religion and God from the public square,” suggesting that the teaching of evolutio

    I wonder what god he worships that revels in these mass shootings?

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    Dad gets some ink

    A man visits a tattoo parlor with a rather simple, but strange request. He requests a short, straight line tattooed on his upper arm.

    Once the first tattoo heals, he returns, asking for another, exactly the same as the first.

    After a few more visits, it becomes clear to the tattoo artist that he’s tattooing tally marks on the customer’s arm.

    Curiosity getting the better of the tattoo artist, he asks, “What are you counting?”

    The man answers, “How many tattoos I have.”

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    Bomber Crew Complete Edition

    Players will find themselves deep behind enemy lines, attempting to destroy their most coveted assets, while dealing with various hazards such as flak guns, enemy radar, weather and dreaded Ace Pilots. Recruiting, training and guiding the right crew, and keeping them alive, is vital in turning the tidesof war and achieving success on your bombing campaign. Bomber Crew: Complete Edition is a management-sim where you complete high-risk missions and earn bonuses and upgrades, all with your crew by your side. Strategize your way to victory by assembling the best crew for the task! Bomber Crew: Complete Edition includes the original game plus the Secret Weapons and U.S.A.A.F. DLC.

    This is a fun little mass murder simulator that has you managing 6 members of a bomber that has 8 seats, so you’re constantly moving back and forth from seat to seat trying to keep your murder plane up in the air while getting shot up by enemy planes. I gave up on it when I noticed that it has some mobile gaming drawbacks that made me feel like I was never really moving forward with upgrading my airplanes and after 3 or 4 crashes I was back to using the starter plane but doing advanced missions.

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    SF Board of Supervisors declare National Rifle Association a domestic terrorist organization

    The San Francisco Board of Supervisors passed a resolution on Tuesday declaring that the National Rifle Association is a domestic terrorist organization.

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    Walgreens Asking Customers Not To Openly Carry Guns

    Walgreens has changed its policy to prohibit the open carrying of firearms.

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    White House photo shows Trump being briefed with accurate Hurricane Dorian map before it was altered to include Alabama

    An image on the White House’s Flickr account showed President Donald Trump being presented with Dorian’s likely path, and Alabama wasn’t in it.

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