Katrina Moreno
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"Jim Morrison was overrated” the son screams as he stomps upstairs…
Tags:Humor, Jim Morrison, Music
… his dad calls angrily after him: “YOUNG MAN, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS?!”
Morcheeba – Enjoy the Ride
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Taken from the album ‘Dive Deep’ You can buy the album from JB HiFi here: bit.ly/1qJ6zVj or download it from iTunes here: bit.ly/1aRQCFQ
In between shots
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A man is auditioning for a role in an opera production the local opera company is putting on
He’s been practicing for this role for months. He goes down to the opera house on the day of the audition, only to find he’s come down with a sore throat and can’t hit his notes anymore. In a panic, he asks one of the directors if they can postpone his audition.
“I’m sorry,” says the director, “but we can’t delay an audition for just one performer. That would set a bad precedent. Instead, I’ll let you in on a little opera house secret.” The director pours the man a cup of warm, smelly liquid. “Drink this. It’s a special tea to help your throat. The recipe has been passed down for decades in this opera company, and I guarantee it will make you able to sing again.”
The man wrinkles up his nose and takes a swig. “Euch! This is… awful! What’s in this tea anyways?”
“Well, it’s a secret herbal tea blend made with… well… fish broth.” The director replies. “Tuna, specifically. We’ve found it helps soothe the throat better than any other fish we’ve tried.”
Sure enough the man is able to sing again! He hits all his notes and gives an exemplary performance.
At the end of the auditions, he finds the director that gave him the tea. “So… what did you think? Did I get the part or not?” He asks.
“I’m sorry,” said the director, “you performed well, but we’ve decided to give the part to someone else.”
“That’s OK,” the man says, “I’m just really grateful for the Opera-Tuna-Tea.”
Danielle Herrington – the 2019 Harper’s Bazaar ICONS 9619
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Teacher Which Of The Two Travels Faster Heat Or Cold
Teacher: “Which Of The Two Travels Faster, Heat Or Cold?”
Student: “Heat”
Teacher: “What Makes You Think That?”
Student: “Because We Catch Cold“
NOAA assailed for defending Trump’s Hurricane Dorian claim
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FIRST STONE
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Comic Review for week of August 28th 2019
Not-snake eyes is under surveillance by Cobra! Yo Joe Cola makes an appearance!
More ninja on ninja violence, when will it stop? Hopefully not any time soon!
I absolutely loved this cover, it’s a fantastic celebration of the wonder of Marvel Comics. The content inside was a waste of time reading and had absolutely no redeeming value.
Poe belongs to the stars, but they shoved in someone else for this story to take the punch out of a story that should have been his alone.
I’m still missing #2 and #3, so I’ll hold off to review until those are done.
Love the cover, love the story, just wish we got more Trek comics of this quality.
Who knew that the cry baby general from the First Order came from a troubled childhood?
The end of an interesting story that ultimately went no where.
3-D gimmick! McFarlan is a great artist to do this with, as he’s always throwing extra stuff in for the backgrounds and his spidey art is highly dynamic. Specifically there was a scene with some pigeons flying around, then a scene with spidey in the air and his webs flying all around him that worked really well for the 3d effect.
continues to be the first thing I read when it comes time to reading my weekly pulls.
Not a great book, but come on, the parody cover alone was worth the price of admission.
I think I’m back on board with what’s going on here, the villains are more better well explained and there’s a guest star in the last panel!
The creative team on this book is just mind blowingly good. May they always have access to the Batfamily!
I love this cover and I love what they’re going for here.
And now, some reviews for books that didn’t just come out, but I just read:
An interesting concept and I’m surprised as how well it worked. LCS was having a half off sale on their hardcovers and I’d had my eye on this one for a while, and at that price it was well worth my time to read.
I actually bought the 8 single issues and the covers for them are pretty dope, they spell out AVENGERS and looks amazing all lined up. The story inside is not as interesting and seemed to meander for most of the mini series with no real point to the whole thing. I also bought the first mini series, it has the same situation, cool covers, but I’m assuming the story is going to be less exciting.
I think I bought these because I found them for three or four bucks each on amazon and I had read the Image Firsts version of the first issue and was somewhat interested in the story. It’s a great story and some good art, but at the end of the day I don’t think this series is for me.
