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    Coronavirus saltwater spray infects 46 church-goers in South Korea

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    Regal Will Close All Of Its US Theaters Due to Coronavirus

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    Dow drops nearly 3000 points as coronavirus collapse continues worst day since ?

    Monday’s losses put the Dow down more than 31% from its all-time high and the S&P 500 and Nasdaq more than 29% below their records.

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    Canada shutting the border to most non-citizens due to COVID-19 PM Trudeau

    Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has announced that Canada will be shutting the border to non-Canadian citizens, with the exception of, permanent residents, the immediate family members of Canadian citizens, diplomats, air crews, and U.S. citizens at this time.

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