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    Mortal Engines

    Directed by Christian Rivers. With Hera Hilmar, Robert Sheehan, Hugo Weaving, Jihae. In a post-apocalyptic world where cities ride on wheels and consume each other to survive, two people meet in London and try to stop a conspiracy.

    After reading those books I was hoping that the film would have more of an impact on me, but no, it’s still an overly processed ridiculous film with too much energy and too little plot development.

    I do note that at the end of the movie London is left broken and rotting in a field, where as in the book it’s blown to a billion pieces and everyone on it died.

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    Crawl

    Directed by Alexandre Aja. With Kaya Scodelario, Barry Pepper, Morfydd Clark, Ross Anderson. A young woman, while attempting to save her father during a category 5 hurricane, finds herself trapped in a flooding house and must fight for her life against alligators.

    The trailer for this film was silly and made the film look silly.

    Mind you, this is a silly film, but it’s slightly less silly than the silly trailer made it seem.

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    Slither

    Directed by James Gunn. With Nathan Fillion, Elizabeth Banks, Michael Rooker, Don Thompson. A small town is taken over by an alien plague, turning residents into zombies and all forms of mutant monsters.

    Literally the only reason I bought this was because I had $5 in Fandango credit and I saw that James Gunn had directed it.

    Imagine my delight when Nathan Fillion, Elizabeth Banks and Michael Rooker showed up on the screen! This is standard James Gunn horror comedy well in touch with it’s B-rated roots, something that some of his more recent films haven’t been, for better or worse.

    This is a fun campy flick though, if you happen to have the opportunity, it’s a good gross out movie.

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    Terminator Genisys

    Directed by Alan Taylor. With Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Clarke, Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney. When John Connor, leader of the human resistance, sends Sgt. Kyle Reese back to 1984 to protect Sarah Connor and safeguard the future, an unexpected turn of events creates a fractured timeline.

    I was telling a fellow about Terminator Dark Fate and they asked if it was as bad as Genisys. I straight up could not remember a single detail of the film, other than the fact Emilia Clark was in it.

    The answer is no, Dark Fate is not worse than Genisys. There’s many reasons, but most of them get back to why Terminator is floundering as a franchise, too many hands in the pot and taking itself too seriously.

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    The Dead Don’t Die

    Directed by Jim Jarmusch. With Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Tom Waits, Chloë Sevigny. The peaceful town of Centerville finds itself battling a zombie horde as the dead start rising from their graves.

    Why don’t the dead die? Well, there’s a theme song for that.

    This is a goofy and surreal zombie story that has enough of a weird element that I’d suggest you watch it while not being distracted by something else.

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    Available in stores now are the two Gremlins – Christmas Carol 2-Packs by NECA Toys. There are two releases, with one getting a general release, and the other getting a Target Exclusive release. Each set contains two Gremlins, with winter themed accessories based on the Christmas Caroling scene from

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    Fractured

    Directed by Brad Anderson. With Sam Worthington, Lily Rabe, Lucy Capri, Adjoa Andoh. A couple stops at a gas station, where their 6 y.o. daughter’s arm is fractured. They hurry to a hospital. Something strange is going on there. The wife and daughter go missing.

    Nice to see Sam Worthington in a film again, even if it’s a psychological nightmare of a story that ultimately punches a little too hard on the nose.

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    A Marvel comic book just sold for a record 126 million

    It’s rare to find a near-mint condition of Marvel Comics’ first comic book, aptly named “Marvel Comics 1.” But one in near-mint condition just sold for a record $1.26 million.

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    Target CEO says cost of handling online orders drops 90 when shoppers use same-day options

    Target’s business is booming thanks to the investments the retailer has been making to ease buying things online and getting them the same day.

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    Exclusive Giuliani associate willing to tell Congress Nunes met with ex-Ukrainian official to get dirt on Biden

    A lawyer for an indicted associate of Rudy Giuliani tells CNN that his client is willing to tell Congress about meetings the top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee had in Vienna last year with a former Ukrainian prosecutor to discuss digging up dirt on Joe Biden.

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    Time Lapse

    Directed by Bradley King. With Danielle Panabaker, Matt O’Leary, George Finn, John Rhys-Davies. Three friends discover a mysterious machine that takes pictures twenty-four hours into the future, and conspire to use it for personal gain, until disturbing and dangerous images begin to develop.

    I don’t think I realized that Danielle Panabaker was here, I really did enjoy watching her do her thing in the movie. It’s a simple concept, a camera that sees the future, but if you knew the camera was doing this, you can manipulate the outcome.

    Or can you?

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