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AMC Theatres to Close for Six to 12 Weeks

AMC Theatres announced on Monday that it will close all theaters nationwide for six to 12 weeks in response to the coronavirus pandemic. The decision came as governors of a dozen states announced c…

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Seriously, Covid-19 doesn’t make you shit yourself to death.

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COLD FLU OR COVID-19

Your symptoms may not be anything to panic about. Check against this before calling your doctor.

Effects of the 15 trillion stock market booster

That money would’ve been better spent on containing the virus and making sure people could still pay rent while not working (if they’re not crucial workers). Instead, Trump wanted to save the stock market for the sole purpose of winning re-election. And it failed. Welcome to your personal Watergate, Donnie!

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My Living Nightmare Short Film

Craziest dream I ever had… On Friday the 13th. SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/2UYcjkF FOLLOW KEVIN: Instagram: bit.ly/2P4s1qm Facebook: bit.ly/39Jx…

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Coronavirus saltwater spray infects 46 church-goers in South Korea

The church in Gyeonggi Province sprayed salt water into the mouths of its followers out of a belief it would kill the coronavirus.

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COVID-19 Causing CORONA VIRUS ALERT

Effective immediately: All COVID-19 or CORONA VIRUS content will be posted to the front page as soon as it hits the queue and a moderator can get to it.

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Stay at home

Stay at home as much as possible. Listen to the experts, ignore the morons (foreheads). We will get through coronavirus together.

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Regal Will Close All Of Its US Theaters Due to Coronavirus

Regal operates over 500 theaters around the country.

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Trump signed his name to DOW chart when it artificially blipped up Now look at it

The folks in Trump’s loyalty cult were crowing with I-told-you-so glee when the stock market experienced a relatively puny uptick on Friday. Trump even added his signature to a misleadingly c…

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Dow drops nearly 3000 points as coronavirus collapse continues worst day since ?

Monday’s losses put the Dow down more than 31% from its all-time high and the S&P 500 and Nasdaq more than 29% below their records.

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Canada shutting the border to most non-citizens due to COVID-19 PM Trudeau

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has announced that Canada will be shutting the border to non-Canadian citizens, with the exception of, permanent residents, the immediate family members of Canadian citizens, diplomats, air crews, and U.S. citizens at this time.

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